#bluedogdown

TF Bayverse

oh lord

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

Favorite character: Cade Yeager

Least Favorite character: All the bad-guy humans honestly. Not even least fav more like i hATE— But also I can never forgive Lockdown for murdering Ratchet or Sentinel for killing Ironhide. I am major salt about those deaths forever.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Cade/Optimus, Ratchet/Ironhide, Drift/Crosshairs, Drift/Bee, Bee/Hot Rod (maybe. they look cute—)

Character I find most attractive: both barn husbands fuck it fight me

Character I would marry: Ironhide

Character I would be best friends with: Bumbleebee and Hot Rod

a random thought: hey remember when optimus was in alt-mode in dotm and being grumpy and ironhide booped his hood

An unpopular opinion: other than i half liked these shit movies—?

my canon OTP: yeager program i don’t have one then :/

Non-canon OTP: YEAGER PROGRAM

most badass character: I mean. Optimus rode on a three headed mechanical fire-breathing dragon so

pairing I am not a fan of: Cade/Viviane— Also I reallyyyy didn’t care for Sam/Carly all that much.

character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): All the lady characters. 😠

favourite friendship: Bumblebee and Hot Rod.

@bluedogdown

rolls up to class in a freakin lambo. becomes coolest professor on campus. hot rod drives her everywhere. he best friend and guardian and protector. gonna be just as great as bumblebee!! protect little lady!!

THERE IS A BUS COMING IN 15 MINUTES. SiiiiiIIIXXXxXX MinUTES. THreeEEEE MINutES.

iT’S FINE

Hanzo

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you

How I feel about this character: 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

All the people I ship romantically with this character: I think it’s just McCre/e oops—

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Probs D.Va. I like to think of them becoming best friends. AND/OR with Symmetra too.

My unpopular opinion about this character: This has nothing to deal with Han exactly but hey Blizz uhh fandom’s version of Han/zo’s demon skin is better no offense

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: Han I get you wanna be butt about this but just join Ov/erwatch already darn it.

my het ship: like. him an’ widow or symmetra is good

my fem/slash ship: mc/hanzo

my OTP: mc/hanzo

my OT3: okay now just. LISTEN. i’m fine with mcg/enzo as long as YANNO a certain two aren’t interacting sexually WITH EACH OTHER otherwise a mcs/himada sandwich is nice 8)

my cross over ship: don’t got one :p

my kink: I feel like he’d be into most things. Can’t really imagine him rejecting anything unless it’s like REALLY FUCKING WEIRD I’M THE WEIRDO THAT LIKES TO IMAGINE HIS DRAGONS FUCKING HIM GOOD NIGHT

a head cannon fact: I like the idea that his dragon spirits can manifest into smaller forms of themselves so like they’re basically weird long cats that hang around with Han/zo or Jesse or anyone close to Han/zo sometimes.

Also one more thing. What if Han/zo normally has a resting bitch face and few people close to him are trying to get him to laugh. No one, not even Genji, was expecting bad puns would get Han/zo to smile/laugh.