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I. Uh?

You mean like physically? Recently? Emotionally? Have I wandered astray on the great journey of the mortal plane?

Is there a deeper context in this ask...

SASS

!!!!! You ask for 45 when I have an icon like this??

19. do you want any piercings?

Meh not really. I’ve always thought like industrials and snakebites and like a center bottom lip ring would be cool. But I know myself. I wouldn’t take care of them enough to keep them. SO. 

I’m more of a tattoo person. 

38. what kind of sleeper are you?

Solitary. Like the dead. Probably from sleep deprivation. Without understanding the appeal of sheets when instead you could have five duvets.

45. what fictional characters do you identify with?

I FEEL WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS. 

But also, I don’t know what characters I really identify with because I never feel like I’m very much like any of my favs. 

This is the best use of my art I could possibly hope for.

10. What unintended prop/pet/individual is visible in the background?

Sweet jesus I have an answer but it is 100% an intended prop.

Innocent passersby, ie. Lord Dooku. Definitely half the guards from that time he was stuck in Mandalorian prison.

Black market swag. Battle carnage. You know just the casual dead body here and there.

12. What’s their response to receiving one unsolicited from their partner? from someone NOT their partner?

I’ve decided that “partner” means that time he was under the same command as Grievous. Which is just–Grievous without a cape is. Pretty much the same as Grievous with a cape. 

Or is a Grievous dick pic when he has five billion limbs in spider mode?? Is one of the arms holding a vibrator? Are the others still holding light sabers???

This is kinkier than I thought.

Who IN THE GALAXY would have the LITERAL BALLS to send Darth Maul and unsolicited dick pic?

OBIWAN

Now we know what started their rivalry.

(it was meant for Yoda)

14. Is it always a selfie or has it ever been taken by a third party?

You know those probe droids that he has? 

I LOVE THIS.

I am full on imagining you cornering this person and pulling out an endless foldout of pictures of Maul. The Maes Hughes of bruised space tomatoes. FUCK.

That gamestop employee, keep them close.

This would be the greatest commission

Maul would hate it CAN YOU IMAGINE

Hate. It.

Oh sweet baby jesus I have never thought of Roan sending a dick pic and honestly I’m not prepared for what’s about to happen here.

For those of you who don’t know, Roan’s my OC.

14. Is it always a selfie or has it ever been taken by a third party?

Once, drunk (absinthe that one time) on a dare in a VIP lounge room, he took a dick pic with five other people. The file got corrupted and never actually saw the light of day.

The ones he’s intended to be seen were only ever selfies. Roan? Actually trust someone else? With his naked body? 

never

15. What is their desired response to sending a pic?

They have to arrive at the least appropriate time for maximum level of unnecessary blushing. THAT FRIENDS IS THE NAME OF THE GAME.

He’s too demanding and direct to use a pic to try to get actual sex.

16. What would be the worst possible response they could get?

“This is the FBI agent monitoring your devices. We put this in your file.”

17. What is the most likely response for them to receive?

“Please. For the love of god. Tag these as nsfw.”

AND NOW ONTO THE MAULS

1. Does your character prefer natural light or a filter?

Neither. The only true dick pic is one taken by the glow of a red light saber.

2. Unprompted or only when solicited?

He’s definitely sent one as a form of torture (Savage) and probably only sent the rest by accident after he took too many nude selfies on his speeder, Bloodfin. 

They were tasteful. Aggressive. He didn’t think of them as nudes he just happened to be having one of his pantless moments that day.

3. Erect, flaccid or both?

DEFINITELY BOTH. He’s just naked apropos of nothing. Any picture of him is liable to be a dick pic.

You know

You are APPARENTLY not alone, I don’t know where the other Maul/Grievous anons have gone to lurk in these past several years but know that they are out there.

I would like to tell you that this might be a thing that could casually happen but REALISTICALLY every time I think about drawing Grievous’ perspective I feel an aneurysm coming on. Like not only is he a cyborg made up basically of entirely mechanical parts but…so many arms. So many spindly, complicated, detailed ARMS.

NO. WHO TOLD YOU THIS WAS OKAY, CONCEPT ARTISTS??

Which is a shame because I do feel a connection with the aggressive blender.

Maul on the other hand definitely only has two modes: formless black mass and au natural