@blueblitzer
“No offense, but unless somebody is literally dying I’m not getting out of this bed.”
It’s not uncommon for people to come bursting into his room insisting that he come help with whatever maladies they’ve got. The worst and most frustrating by far was one of the newbies whining about a stubbed toe. He’s been back in the mansion for all of a month and already remembering why he’d left.
As it is, he’s curled up on his bed with the pillow over his head. Shirtless, annoyed, and unwilling to move for anything other than Apocalypse himself.













