Ahh, that explains it...

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Ahh, that explains it...

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For some reason, I had in my head that Lalwen canonically disappeared into the East (which is not in fact.the case...oops) so my headcanon has been that Lalwen's been hanging out with the blue wizards this whole time.
. Alatar and Pallando .
"I think that they went as emissaries to distant regions, east and south... Missionaries to enemy occupied lands as it were. What success they had I do not know; but I fear that they failed, as Saruman did, though doubtless in different ways; and I suspect they were founders or beginners of secret cults and 'magic' traditions that outlasted the fall of Sauron."
- J.R.R. Tolkien
The Blue Wizards
Only two came forward; Curumo and Alatar... and Alatar took Pallando as a friend
J.R.R Tolkien
Alatar really is the embodiment of that one friend who thinks going on a field trip in the middle of nowhere where you have never been before is a good idea.
It will be fun he said.
one of the blue wizards maybe?
Day #327 - Alatar
Im blue dabadeedabadi

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Pallando and Alatar, the Blue Wizards of the East
if I was somehow zapped into middle earth I want to be a blue wizard.
unnamed, unimportant, irrelevant but still cool, probably make some silly little spells and tricks, have a cool staff and a pointy hat, but no responsibility of saving the world every other century.
abracadabra and shit
^^^^^ me
Aragorn: y’know, i wonder what happened to the blue wizards.
Legolas: oh, they were eaten.
Aragorn: what?
Legolas: they tried to scam the wrong elves.
Aragorn:
Aragorn: what?