Being picked up
Reactions of each of the Sanses from being scooped up and carried;
Sans - Sans loves that shit. He LIVES for that shit. He's used to being carried around by Paps, so he has no reservations against being carried. He often koala-bears onto the person carrying him, and will even pass out and snore loudly while being carried. If Sans is letting you pick him up? He feels safe with you.
Red - Expect an indignant "Ay, AY!!" from him as he squirms to get away. He'll look you up and down with a frustrated look... Before he'll scoop YOU up, typically giving a smug little grin after succeeding, and might even throw in a goofy brow waggle as he looks at you. "A real man wouldn't let a pretty t'ing like you carry him." Casually throwing shade at the others and unwittingly insulting Baggs at the same time.
Blue - He's used to being picked up by Papy, and so won't mind it too terribly, but that doesn't mean he'll let you do it for long. Like Red, he'll turn it around on you with a comment of "OK, YOUR TURN!" and hop down before carrying you. And it's not a question of IF he will carry you, it's HOW he will carry you, as despite his size? He carries his 6'10" little brother. So you're getting scooped up and carried around bridal style.
Bat - Bat will not give you a choice. He is not going to be cradled like a swaddled infant, he is far too grand for such! He shall climb you, like the grandiose temple your body is, and perch upon your shoulders like a gargoyle statue for that very temple. Fanning out his scarf-wings to give you an imposing presence... despite having a total nerd up on your shoulders.
Baggs - Expect indignant huffs and stifled complaints, before he just lets it happen. It is wildly compromising and embarrassing to be carried... But he can't deny how wonderfully warm your body is, and how nice it is to be cared for by you. Expect gentle whispers of gratitude and praise from him as he prattles on and continues whatever discussion you two might have been having while you carry him.
Dirge - Dirge is the hardest to pick up, not for lack of wanting to be picked up. Being the tallest and the widest has it's drawbacks. So it's likely he's going to be best scooped up in an underarm carry. Expect his eyelights to dilate as he starts purring loudly and making airbiscuits with his claws. He may be hard to actually carry, but Dirge LOVES being carried.
