general dating headcanons for your favorite undertale skellies classic, blue and red!
also bonely hearts club reference because bhc blue keeps me up at night I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM
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CLASSIC
• puns all over the place
you might think he will tone them down with a s/o to keep him in check, but they somehow ended up getting worse. And he's a menace with them.
"hey, babe?”
“what?”
“nothing. just wanted to bone-jour.”
• will absolutely extend every break he has working at that hot dog stand to chill out with you. He's barely even working at this point. Might as well work as your personal bodyguard.
• sans is not the most romantic of lovers, neither does he put in as much effort as others do - but he damn well cherishes you and would gift you the world to keep you happy
• I imagine he frequently steals his s/o clothes - especially if they're somewhat taller than him. Their slippers? Officially his. Their comfortably oversized sweater? 'our sweater, babe' will stretch out your clothes if need be
and his excuse is to escape laundry day, even though there's a pile of his standard outfit in his closet right there
• he's not huge on pda, but will indulge if it's your wish. 5/10 would probably use his fart-cushion-in-hand trick a few times while you just wanted to hold hands, darn it
• sans, mr. lazybones himself, is a sucker for being carried by you and he is not ashamed of it. Piggyback? Sure. Bridal style? Whatever you want, babe. Will merely shrug and mumble a 'heh' under his breath if you randomly pick him up and tuck him under your armpits. He's yours to keep.
• do not mistake his laziness for not caring, though. Whenever he senses that his s/o wants him to put more work into their relationship he will take them out on multiple dates - candlelight dinners, cute Netflix sessions, stargazing - you name it, he will provide. Even if it goes against his lazy code of conduct
• sans loves loves loves lazy mornings with his s/o. Let him be the big spoon and just hold you while he naps and it will be the best nap of his life.
• he also loves to just be in your proximity. No need to talk, touch or do anything- but bask in the silence of lazing around not by himself - but with you. Someone he entrusts his whole being with.
BLUE
• HE IS BY FAR THE BEST BOYFRIEND ON THIS LIST CHANGE MY MIND. I love him. You love him. We love him.
• he is so loving, caring, affectionate. He will let you know you are loved even if you already know. He is a charmer and a flirt and will put in all the effort.
• 12/10 on pda - he greets you with warm hugs, slants his arms around your shoulders when next to you and holds your hand while walking together. He is chivalrous and will kiss the back of your hand like you're royalty, lay his cape over puddles for you to walk over, etc. etc.
• I 100% imagine him to be the clumsy kind of flirt. He is enthusiastic, energetic and cheesy with his pick up lines
• IF YOU'RE FAMILIAR with bonely hearts club blue - then yes, I absolutely imagine him to flirt as he does in the game. When you catch him in your arms, he will drop the infamous 'fell for you pretty quick, didn't I?' and will laugh about it while bashful rubbing the nape of his neck if you call him out on his flirt.
• talking about flirting - blue has an instinctive tendency towards it, he cannot help it and worst of all, half the time he might not even realize it until he's 3 pick up lines in and you're a blushing mess. his flirtation is more playful and impulsive than calculated or seductive - he just genuinely loves the interaction.
• He's capable of turning awkward situations into jokes. I don't imagine him to be vibrating with enthusiasm, but be the more outgoing, composed-but-competitive-when-need-be, appreciative kind of boyfriend. Once attached, he's loyal, openly affectionate, encouraging, and eager to make his partner happy.
• absolute gift giver. You will have 3 boquets of your favorite flower arrangements before the first ones gifted this week even begin to wilt.
• he genuinely cares for your health and will encourage you to join him in his daily duties - even if it is just getting up from the couch to help him cook - which, by the way, is his most favorite activity to do with you. pls pls pls spoonfeed him the taco filling
• will not fall asleep unless you're in his arms. He's handsy at night and will hug your sweater if you're not available to cuddle.
RED
• you rather catch him jumping off a cliff than openly admitting how deeply he truly, truly loves you
• will genuinely bark at anyone that threatens to come close to your personal space without your vocal approval. Do not test his patience, he is rather possessive.
• despite genuinely being teased about it by literally any monster in the underground he is willing to hold your hand in public if and only if you look at him with you puppy dog eyes and bat your lashes real prettily. His form will be tight and tense, though. You genuinely need to teach this man to hold hands properly.
• he is not as big on gift giving as he is on acts of service. You talk about feeling thirsty? He will fetch a glass of water for you. You complain about back pain? He will wordlessly massage you that night. He will always deny that he does it for you with a gruff 'I felt like doin' it. Don't read into it'
• if you ever wear his clothes he will, 100%, never let you take them off again. He loves how you rock his edgy vibe. He might actually get rid of your actual clothes just to ensure his clothes being on you
• I imagine red to be naturally physically strong in a way other sanses aren't. He genuinely has to pay attention on how hard to hug and hold you when you first begin to date - he will curse under his breath if he find out he accidentally hurt you and will silently, begrudgingly buy you a snack to make up for it. His treat.
• absolute flirt. He pulls the ladies like a lit lamp does moths and he knows it. The first few dates you go on he will be vicious with them, too. It takes some time before you actually see a glimpse of his softer side. And yes, he will deactivate his red eye when he's alone with you and only then.
• he is so careful whenever you kiss - due to his sharp teeth. You almost proclaimed him to be a bad kisser- before he excused it as trying to look out for you.
• you need to iniate cuddles with this man, he's too stubborn to do so. Even if you fall asleep next to eachother, he will viciously deny ever moving closer even though you wake up cradled in his arms, held tightly
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