#blowhards

One thing Twitter has made me aware of is that when a person always speaks with intense certainty about whatever they're saying, I find that really suspicious and unattractive. Like Twitter naturally does this thing where it compels people to make extremely hyperbolic declarations all day long, but that's not exactly the same as speaking with great force and certitude about whatever gets your attention, as if you always have the supreme answer no matter what the subject is. I mean, it's OK to be dogmatic about SOME things, where it's like a matter of how you value human life or something, but I think if you just never express any level of agnosticism about anything at all, then you're either a know-it-all or a psychopath.

I’m trapped in a house in the Hudson valley area with six stuck up contrarian academics and there’s no AC and there’s no hot water and five of us are sleeping communally but the host did not mention this to anyone please send help I do not want to be here

The most cutting insult in my repertoire is, ‘they sound like they minored in philosophy.’

astrologers who fawn over Sagittarius placements are bad astrologers I said it & I meant it.