#blorbos.

inspired by "You thought you knew me (villain song)" by dark matter.

and like. They are so very blorbo material. They’re ridiculous.

look at them.

They live in 1950s Utah. Andrew managed to form a soul link with Anthony and possessed him twice (the first time was to buy the Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo) and he has a cat named Elio who carried that first battle he ever fought in. The Timothys had a gun that they were be try bad with and when they were one person she shot the ground and that was the first time she me used it. Anthony called his wife every day to check in with her and she handed him a ring so that he could propose to her (which he only did after Andrew’s prompting). Carl’s full name is Michael Michaelson the Michaelth and killed two couples.

Anthony, Andrew, and Timothy walked through a portal into another dimension and got stuck there. They got out by letting a trickster god make Timothy into two Timothys. Carl, despite being stupid as fuck, was the only one who didn’t. The Mechanisms were recurring characters and Carl became one to get everyone else back but they showed up right as the mechanization process started. Anthony and Andrew came up with the entirety of Hamilton the musical to annoy the BBEG when he possessed their bodies. Carl got possessed because he made a deal with the BBEG to being his pet fish back to life. The Timothys didn’t get possessed and met Ashes O’Reilly, who their player is gay for.

Everyone got chased for half an hour by an old woman because Carl killed her husband by calling him an Old Simian Bastard because I had just got vicious mockery and I really wanted to use it. Anthony got shot in the stomach with a shotgun but was fine. Andrew stole some stuff from her house. Timothy hid badly in a tree and then sold out Carl. Carl turned into LaVerne Jim (LeBron James but way to early) and sat on a bench polishing a ceramic plate with a canvas bag to hide from the old woman and it worked.

Do You See What I Mean?