But imagine you did this as a joke, completely unaware he’d ACTUALLY show up.
I'm sorry it took me until July 4th to answer this! See, I DID leave out milk and cookies for our dear Cap. I may have even left him a trail of clothes to my bedroom. Between you and I, I didn't expect to wake up to find Steve Rogers at the foot of my bed, casually licking away some of the cookie crumbs from his lips. He looked even more like a god in person.
"You came."
"Not yet," he said, gripping the comforter as I tried not to gape in shock. "You know. These cookies are delicious, but I actually prefer pie. You wouldn't happen to have any, would you?"
I shook my head as he dragged the comforter away. I didn't even bother covering up. Who would?
"It's not nice to lie to your Captain. So be good and open your legs."
*****
Oops. He's about to take my phone away. Birthday celebration and whatnot. Who knew he'd be so hungry? Love and thanks! ❤️














