#bleeeech

This is what they come up with when I say I need him in a sexy role?

went to a small gathering at my bf’s boss’s place. The boss and his friends/partners are very odd people in general. Also, the boss and his wife are in an open relationship, and gladly bring their partners along and hang out together, or flirt with other people openly etc.

Turns out boss’s wife has a big thing for me, despite only having met me once or twice. She has a thing for a LOT of people, but when she found out I was bi she kinda decided to pursue me big time. 

So she started flirting a little bit, which was fine at first. Sitting close to me, putting her arm around me, making really suggestive comments. Then she starts playing with my hair. Then starts whispering to me in Russian. I asked her what she was saying and she was like “oh, just say that your hair is nice”. But then her tone becomes super seductive and she starts kissing my neck whilst whispering to me, so I found it VERY hard to believe that she wasn’t actually saying super filthy things, and she kept doing it for ages - despite the fact that I wasn’t reciprocating in any way and frequently tried to change the subject or move away!! cause thing is, I was really, really, really not in the slightest bit attracted to her. She’s not bad looking, and I am bi, but I just really didn’t fancy her in the slightest???

My boyfriend and I had already talked about how we don’t mind flirting and stuff with other people, so he wasn’t bothered and made the (correct) decision to let me deal with it on my own. But it was so fucking difficult to deal with, I had no idea how to handle it because I didn’t want to make things super awkward or upset her???? She was making me sit on her knee but I eventually went and used the “I’m really cold, I’m going to go sit by the heater” excuse. Then she follows me over and tries to kiss me?? I said no, so she sat down and started asking me loads of questions about what I like, if I’m a dom or a sub, what I want etc. Tried to make it clear that I wasn’t interested and she backed off for about 2 minutes but then came back with all these compliments and she was too close and later she tried to kiss me again???? But she also kept acting as if she wasn’t trying for anything and really just wanted to be friendly?

being pretty dang excited for something that u were really looking forward to do and then realising that dlc would need to be dumped seperately and THEN realising that if you don’t set up the cfw needed to dump said dlc files exactly right/update the system at any point afterwards then you can be at risk of bricking your 3ds