Dec 2, 2023
I hope everyone had a really nice Blartsgiving, hoping everyone gets to have a nice Blartmas, just trying to celebrate the Paulidays together.
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I hope everyone had a really nice Blartsgiving, hoping everyone gets to have a nice Blartmas, just trying to celebrate the Paulidays together.
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BLARTMAS 2022:
(Mall Cop Trivia #33) (also three posts in one)
According to Bob Clendenin, who plays Muhrtelle, the black banana wasn’t actually rotten, but rather a ripe banana placed in a banana that had been lying on set
When Blart tells Veck to “slap for respect” Veck doesn’t slap the code of honor, subtly showing that he is the villian
The convention scene, known by fans as the “Checklov’s Gun Convention” is notorious for every single weapon shown in the scene being used later on in the film. Most notably, The big sticky mess; a gun that shoots out GLUE FOAM
MALL COP TRIVIA #47
Paul Blart is noticeably more of a Jackass around Jackie Sandler; the wife of Adam Sandler, who has an extra role in every movie Sandler produces
DAY TWO OF BLARTMAS BABY (and first user submitted post)
MALL COP TRIVIA #28
Veck Sim and James Kent, the two villains of the first Paul Blart movie are speculated to be in a gay relationship. This was apparent so immediately with die hard fans that the official Russian dub had to tone down certain dialogues to keep it's family-friendly rating.
(Submitted Anonymously)