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TED SHACKLEFORD FOR TUMBLRSEXYMAN 2026!!!
arguement:
amazing.
also while i'm here DEACON PROPAGANDA HAHAHA YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE WEREN'T YOU HEHEHEHHEHE

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They're holding hands under the table. Source? I want
okay that last post i reblogged got me thinking hear me out
where’s my AU where ronan and blue are friends first before meeting any of the others and ronan doesn’t go to aglionby but lives in henrietta with the same wild family history and vaguely similar complications and he and blue started hanging out because after niall lynch died he had to stop homeschooling and go to public school and he was the absolute fucking worst and she assumed he was an asshole and stayed away from him until they bonded over. idk. holding chainsaw probably.
i’m rereading the series now and ronan letting blue hold chainsaw is the first non-antagonistic friendship moment they share and it warms me
flash forward to they’re friends somehow i’m not writing out this whole slow burn this is already a longer text post than it was supposed to be
this DOUCHEBAG comes into nino’s with his two much prettier friends one of whom is elegant one of whom is smudgy and shy and blue is kind of fascinated by them but like. with visceral disgust for cell phone boy
probably the “i am not a prostitute” thing goes down how it usually does and afterward adam catches blue’s attention and apologizes like he does and she gives him her number
and naturally ronan’s hanging out at 300 fox way when she gets back because he had to get over the whole “i’m catholic and y’all are serving satan i guess” thing way faster with blue being his sole friend in the universe besides matthew
blue’s like you are not going to BELIEVE. what HAPPENED to me tonight
ronan’s like do you want me to kill that guy for you. because it sounds like he sucks and i will totally kill that guy for you
(ronan could not care less about blue’s principles or her poverty feelings but LORD does he want to fistfight an aglionby douchebag he’s frothing at the mouth about it)
the moral of this story is ronan’s also hanging out at 300 fox way with blue when gansey shows up for his reading and there’s all the tension and conflict and then ronan’s eyeing adam and gansey up and down all sharp and menacing like usual but he’s also like. way too alive. way too awake and keyed up
blue cannot BELIEVE she’s being ABANDONED like this. she’s going to kill ronan. she drags him into the reading room before anyone goes in there and slams the door shut and hisses “which of them do you think is hot”
ronan’s like “i DON’T. i just want to break their noses probably. fistfight. spill some blood spit out some teeth. roll across the ground in a tangle of frenzied limbs and fury”
blue’s going to lose her entire fucking mind
(the real answer is both of them. ronan thinks both of them are hot. blue unfortunately thinks both of them are hot too but in gansey’s case it’s GENUINELY in a way where it makes her want to pull out his entrails whereas ronan’s violent desires are. slightly more questionable)
reminder for the trc show i WILL ship bladam for the first part of the show and then i WILL jump ships and never want to think about bladam again
f/f Blue/Adam fic
I wrote Blue and Adam’s first meeting if every character in the books was a girl. There’s some canon divergence [obviously] and there’s some thoughts that are probably kinda offensive about the LGBT community, because it’s from girl!Adam’s POV and she doesn’t know everything.
Anyway. I hope you enjoy it!
Rose was talking shit about someone at school and Noa was cracking up, while Gansey was trying to point the conversation back to Glendower work.
“I think this could be a real breakthrough,” she said, looking irritated, since Rose and Noa were still laughing uproariously.
“That’s what Carruthers said when she discovered that you can wash your face,” Rose added, and Noa doubled over again.
“This coming from you,” Noa said. “Fucking… dirt goblin.”
“Yeah, but I can get away with it, I’m hot as fuck. Right, Gansey?”
Gansey let out a long sigh. “How about we focus more on the recording I found of my own voice on the ley line, and less on the washing habits of our classmates?”
“You’re no fun.”
“At least Addy’s paying attention. Right, Addy?”
Addy had not been paying attention, actually. She was going through the Latin terms in her head again, because there was a test tomorrow, and if Rose got the top score again, she was gonna fucking lose it.
“Uh, what did you say again, Gansey?” she said, a beat too late, and Rose said, “See? Even goody-two-shoes Parrish isn’t paying attention.”
Addy rolled her eyes. She wasn’t going to start shit with Rose today. Well, not again.
Gansey was looking disappointed, which set off a slight pang in Addy’s chest. It was just so hard to constantly focus on whatever was going on. Sometimes Glendower things had to take a backseat to schoolwork, didn’t they?
“I was saying,” Gansey said, “that I found the number of a local psychic, and I think we should ask them about the voice on the ley line.”
“A psychic?” Rose said. “Are we really going to waste our time there?”
“Hey, I’ve talked to legit psychics before.”
Rose folded her arms, but Addy knew damn well that she would go along with anything Gansey said.
“I think we should go,” Noa said. “It sounds fun.”
“Well, of course you’d want to go, weirdo,” Rose said, and Noa flicked their straw wrapper at her.
Addy began to drift off again. She hadn’t gotten enough sleep last night. There’d been a late shift, and then a metric ton of homework. When did she ever get enough sleep?
The Latin vocab. Fuck. She needed to get back to…
There was that waitress again. She was new, or she’d switched to the dinner shift recently, and Addy had seen her a few times. She didn’t know why the waitress was so fascinating, except that she wore weird clothes under her Nino’s apron, and her short choppy hair was covered in glittery hair-clips. And there was something fierce about the way she looked. She was just… really pretty. Addy guessed that meant she was jealous of the waitress, if she cared about her appearance, but this wasn’t really a look she wanted for herself. If anything, Rose should have been jealous of the waitress for pulling off the “edgy-not-giving-a-fuck” look so well.
She was glaring at a couple of Aglionby girls sitting in the corner of the room- Addy didn’t know them personally but she knew they were seniors and that they were insufferable about their wealth. One of them had brought a Starbucks cup with her into Nino’s, even though Nino’s sold perfectly good coffee. The waitress made a remark about the girls to one of her coworkers, and judging by the coworker’s dirty laugh, it wasn’t a pleasant remark. Addy’s face quirked into a smile.

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I CAN’T BREATHE I’M SCREAMING AND CRYING AND YELLING AND HELP OMG
POOR GWEN LIKE WTF
OMG THESE FEELS
Adam Parrish and Blue Sargent??
GOD they like each other so MUCH i’m gonna die
they don’t know each other very well yet at all and they haven’t yet formed a full picture of who the other is but they each like So Much about the other
adam sees the same things in blue that he sees in gansey, that she’s self-possessed and knows herself and looks on the outside like she feels inside and is confident and unafraid of being a little or a lot weird
he admires her so much he loves spending time around her and enjoying her energy and making conversation with her
and she likes So Much about him — she doesn’t know him much deeper than the face he shows to other people, she doesn’t see a lot of him & some of the things she likes about him are coping or defense mechanisms that aren’t good for him
but most of what she likes is the way he treats her, how he’s kind and gentle and sweet and compliments her and makes an effort to apologize when she’s hurt (albeit by gansey) and how he sent her flowers and was the first one to include her in the group and how he seems genuinely entranced by her (because he is) and doesn’t want her to change anything about herself to make herself palatable (because he doesn’t)
they’re kids who don’t know each other yet and the learning of each other’s three dimensions comes with its fair share of screwups and messiness but in the beginning here the fact that adam is attracted to blue’s confidence and sense of self while blue is attracted to adam’s kindness and thoughtfulness?? so good. they don’t have an incorrect picture of the other they just have an incomplete one