Got any crazy ass DnD/tabletop stories?
Hm, it depends how you define ‘crazy ass’ :P
There was the time our party Sorcerer was stuck down a pit with a fierce looking foe. The rest of us had managed to get ourselves out one way or another. We offered to throw down a rope, but NO! our hero had a better idea... he would cast ‘teleport bash’ on himself - on a hit he could teleport out of the pit to safety. But of course he missed himself and much laughter ensued. While this may not be crazy as such we have quite simply never let him live it down. And never will.
Then there was the TPK incident. I wasn’t actually there that night as I couldn’t get the night off work. However I had asked @concentrated-sunshine to run my character for me. One particular player was only there once in a while as he worked away, but he happened to be there that night. So the party arrived at a town and at the entrance to the town there was a sign that basically said that the townsfolk allowed the ghosts of their ancestors to live among them, that those entering the town should not be alarmed by the presence of these ghosts as they lived among the people in peace and asked that this be respected. Except Diarmaid had no respect for the townsfolk, or indeed the other players, and proceeded to cast ‘turn undead’.... lets just say the townsfolk were not impressed. They slaughtered us. After this session the DM for decided he didn’t want to DM for a while, he was so pissed of that Diarmaid had walked in and destroyed his campaign. Shortly after this @concentrated-sunshine decided to DM his own campaign in order to keep the group functioning. Diarmaid was not invited.
The first campaign @concentrated-sunshine ran had lots of fun moments ranging from one of the characters trying to chat up a Death Knight in the local bar, me trying to gouge someone’s eyes out during a bar brawl (incident unrelated) which genuinely seemed to freak the other players out, us deciding to buy some squid from the fishmongers and pretend they were baby Illithid for... reasons.... and once when trying to distract some troll guards we decided the best way forward was to build some bridges - this would distract the trolls as we all know they like to dwell under bridges, thus allowing us to get by unscathed. Thankfully on further discussion we decided that idea was too stupid even for our group.
More recently our party Warden had to go to a private meeting with someone who she decided looked just like Jason Momoa. Now give @concentrated-sunshine an inkling of an idea and he will run with it as DM - henceforth this NPC became known as Jason Momoa... and Jess (playing the warden) went into a bit of a meltdown at this thought (it is a fact universally acknowledged that Jason Momoa is the hottest guy alive) and decided the best course of action was to flirt with the NPC. Unfortunately every time she rolled insight she rolled looooow and so while as far as she was concerned Momoa was well into her, in reality he probably just thought she was a bit of a nutter. The meeting ended with Jess basically on heat (along with Gizelda, her character) and she managed to garner exactly zero of the information she went to get as that plot went completely out the window at the mere thought of having carnal knowledge of Jason Momoa. Several weeks later and I still don’t think she’s sussed how badly she fucked that up. Still... it was funny watching her giggling like a schoolgirl, particularly with her boyfriend (another one of our players of ‘failed teleport bash’ fame) sat next to her :D
I dunno, those are the things that spring to mind immediately. We have a lot of fun and I probably don’t do the stories justice :)
