Ruby: Everybody lies. Bill Gates, Zac Efron. And don't get me started on Oprah. "Lose weight eating bread," my foot! Even Archbishop Desmond Tutu lies. I was sitting on an airplane with him one time. Went to the bathroom, came back, and my peanuts were gone. And I said to him... Desmond Tutu, did you steal my peanuts?! 

  Ahmad Rashad: Ma'am, my is Ahmad Rashad, and your finger is my water.  

 Ruby: Oh. Well... 

Dre: Mama, what are you talking about? 

Ruby: I'm talking about lies! Like the one, your sister told me about your gym teacher and me! 

Dre:    Hold on. I never said "gym teacher." 

Mama, you were running schemes with my gym teacher? Mama, how could you?!

Ruby: Oh, boy, don't make such a fuss. It was a hundred years ago, and it was just one time. One time? And then on and off for about two years. What?! Oh, come on, boy. How do you think you passed gym class?