michael kaiser as your bf headcannons !!
୨୧ . ⁺ .୨୧ . ⁺ . 🐆 . ⁺ . ୨୧ . ⁺ .୨୧
• after slowly warming up to you and gaining your trust, he has a hard time physically spacing himself away from you.
• when you don’t respond for more than a few hours, will say anything along the lines of “didn’t want u anyway”.
• you guys have a cat together named ubh 🥹. (ubh is egg in my language)
• hours of cuddles, you guys don’t need to say anything. he’ll just toy with your hair and occasionally kiss your cheek.
• makes you wear his jersey when you come watch his games and practices.
• extremely petty when your mad at each other
• his wallpaper is either a candid photo of you in a bikini or a photo he took of you and ubh, changes it between the two whenever he feels like it.
• talks shit about his teammates to you on your nights in
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smth short bc i had a game today 😔
everybody’s moved on from that kaiser song but i lowk still sing it everyday 🥀💦😢













