Jan 10, 2019
some of you have never used the bittenbinder method and it shows
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some of you have never used the bittenbinder method and it shows
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I had a dream that John mulaney auditioned for live action Mulan as General Shang and got the part, only so he could impart JJ Bittenbinder’s street smarts upon the soldiers.
*tossing staff* SHUT UP YOURE ALL GOING TO DIE STREET SMARTS
Please enjoy this shitty comic I made after reading a post of the same event in text form because it made me cackle. I head canon Tim as a huge John Mulany fan, so of course he knows the Bittenbinder method.
Ra’s doesn’t get it.
I've seen a couple posts talking about Thor using the Bittenbinder Method (which I haven't read in full because I still haven't seen Ragnarok) but you know what Marvel character really employs the Bittenbinder Method? Star Lord in GotG 1.
"So the perp is about to kill me and my friends with the power of an Infinity Stone, so I challenge him to a dance-off. Now I've thrown him off his rhythm!"
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TAUGHT BY DETECTIVE JJ BITTENBINDER! SHUT UP, YOU’RE ALL GONNA CRASH! STREET SMARTS!
Assuming John Mulaney knew the bittenbinder method he wouldn’t have had the nice man’s dick anywhere near his biters. He would have started kicking up at the man, throwing him off his rhythm.
Someone I like: *asks me on a date*
Me: you’re not getting me to no secondary location! You want it? Go get it!
*flings money clip containing my heart and runs away*