#bitspic

Remember that time when I thought you were gone forever for about 10 minutes (I'd left you under a tree while I ran around the track and didn't see you in the spot when I came back), and I thought you were TAKEN at McCarren Park because of course someone would come snatch you up because look at you! I called 911 and 311 and Tim and Chreky and was about to lose all my shit when I found you by the soccer field with a group of boys who called Animal Control and gave you water and let you sit on an ice pack. #THANKGOD #almosttheworstdayofmylife #bitspic

This is what #FridayNight in your 30s look like. #bitspic #turnt @ecsurfr @jennharrellnyc

And on Saturdays, we hang with Bits. #dachshund #BitsPic #doxie #weinerweekend

Hey, Mom. Stop dicking around on the Internet and feed me. #ItsDinnerTime #Its3oclock #bitspic #dachshund #doxie #thestruggleisreal

Isn't she lovely? Isn't she wiener-ful?