#bitingdownhonestyhour

“I don’t give a shit what you think about my standards, but don’t you ever fuckin’ talk about her like that in front of me. It just might be the last thing you ever do.”

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

“Well – they’re dead, so that will always put a damper on a relationship. Quite frankly, I think some less than responsible choices were made that I don’t exactly stand behind, but what can you do?”

04: Are you insecure?

“There’s very little to be secure in, if you ask me.”

06: How do you want to die?

“With the knowledge that I didn’t leave behind any children as genetically fucked as myself.”

10: When was your last physical fight?

“Probably in school? I’ve kept to myself for the most part the past few years, can’t imagine anyone would get that heated over a wand – you never know these days.”

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

“I think I hate the idea of particular kinds of people more than any certain individual.”

14: Do you miss someone?

“I don’t know... I think I could? Though whether or not I miss that person because they actually mean something to me or because I simply... miss their presence has yet to be determined. Things couldn’t have picked a worse time to get complicated.”

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

“I feel like everyone expects the answer to be yes because I should want to meet my parents or some tragically sentimental shite like that, but I just don’t... care? It wouldn’t change anything and it certainly wouldn’t stop them from abandoning their child for the greater good, so why should I? What purpose would it serve but to make my life even more depressing than it already is?”

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

“Probably spend some time with Siggy... and pout about the loss of the one person who actually made me feel something while plotting another innocent’s untimely death in the name of political progress... or something like that.”

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

“And force an unsuspecting child to share my unfortunate genetics and face years of criticism and failure? Let’s not.”

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

“I wasn’t a strong student by any means, but I did passably enough in Charms to land myself a job as a wandkeeper all those years ago so I suppose I did something right.”

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

“Who is there to miss?”

26: What are you craving right now?

“Attention I could really go for some homemade toffees right now, perhaps a visit to grandma Molly’s wouldn’t be so terrible.”

32: What is your favourite color?

“Grey? Maybe a dark blue?”

33: Do you have trust issues?

“Me? Of course not. Can’t have trust issues if you choose not to trust anyone.”

Teddy invented trust issues, not to mention he’s getting more and more paranoid as the days go by. Being the ring leader of a terrorist group will do that to you.

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

“Siggy.” In reality it was probably Fred when they were younger because he may be a little bitch but he has yet to cry in front of Sam.

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

“Things have certainly been more... exciting than usual.”

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

“Can’t say that I have.”

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

“Must be some for pretty fucked up reasons, if that’s the case.”

54: Is cheating ever okay?

“I don’t really see the point. I mean I’m not exactly an expert on relationships but it seems like if you’re unhappy you could just fucking leave instead of doing that to someone? But what do I know?”

55: Are you mean?

“I think I’ve done mean things, but rarely with mean intentions.”

57: Do you believe in true love?

“I’ll believe it when I see it.”

60: Do you wanna get married?

“You ask as if someone would actually want to marry a reject such as myself.”

63: Would you change your name?

“Considering the media has already blasted my likeliness across the papers on numerous occasions, changing my name isn’t going to do much. Changing my likeliness? Now that’s a whole other story.”

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

“Sam? If he believes me capable of such a thing... Albus, perhaps?”

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

Game of Thrones Character Ask Meme

Do you miss anyone?

70 Horrible Questions

03: Do you regret anything?

“There are some days when I really regret quitting Quidditch. I mean, being prefect was such an honor but I haven’t played on a team in years. That camaraderie is something I could have—maybe should have—held out for. Was I being a coward for quitting? Sometimes I ask myself that and wonder what my life would be like had I become Quidditch Captain instead.”

11: Do you like someone?

“I don’t actually know. I feel like there’s just too much going on in my life right now that I can’t focus on anything long enough anyway. But there’s a few people in my life I look at and go… well… perhaps… it could work. And some days it really feels like it will work out. And most days it really feels like it will never work out. Why does it matter if I like anyone anyway?”

14: Do you miss someone?

“I do miss my brothers. It’s a little weird because I can see them… probably whenever I wanted to… but I don’t know. It’d be nice to play some one-on-one with them, even if I probably suck now. Now neither of them are really ever happy to see me.”

18: Are you scared of spiders?

“I don’t think so, but ask me again the next time I see a spider.”

19: Would you go back in time if given the chance?

“There’s this muggle saying—maybe Vivienne told me? If I look back, I am lost. Of course there are moments in my life that I’d love to go back to, but to hold on to them as if they were the only thing that matters… sounds really foolish.”

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

“I suppose missing my brothers counts as missing someone from the present? I mean if we were talking from the past, then I suppose I miss my dad—but not the father that everyone knows now, but the one who coached the little league Quidditch team in our neighborhood. I could just be imagining it but I liked to think maybe then he was actually proud of us.”

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

“About 14 or 15—Aloma was my first kiss.”

51: Favorite food?

“Nothing beats vanilla ice cream on a hot day.”

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

“I believe in cause and effect—so I suppose this is more like… everything happens because something else happened before to make that event happen. The reason in this case is the cause and personally… that’s the only reason we should be paying attention to.”

62: What makes you happy?

“I’m not entirely sure anymore. Maybe a really long nap. But at the end of my nap, all of my letters have been answered, all of my papers have been graded, and I’ve attended all of my meetings where everyone is happy and not giving me attitude about my bad decisions.”

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

“Well, I don’t see what would be wrong with talking to him about it and getting some closure -- on the other hand, you should be happy you got away with just a break up instead of a black eye.”

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

Mum, I think. There’s no one else for me to say it to these days.

06: How do you want to die?

In a blaze of glory. Preferably while discovering an entirely new ancient civilisation or something cool like that. 

11: Do you like someone?

Nope. What’s it to you anyway?

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

No thanks, sounds boring.

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

Just the two ear piercings. For now. 

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

Never had one of my own, but I’ve made my friends boyfriends and girlfriends cry, does that count? 

31: Does somebody love you?

My mum does.

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

Phoebe. She has really bad timing. Though if you think about it, her entire life is a series of bad timings…

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

If by ‘reason’ you mean do I believe in cause and effect and consequences, then yes. If you mean some higher power decided that we would benefit from suffering and grow as a person or some bullshit like that, then no. Things happen because people do things, that’s all. 

57: Do you believe in true love?

I’ll believe it when I see it. 

60: Do you wanna get married?

Nope, not my thing.

62: What makes you happy?