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~continued from A CHRISTMASSY THING HERE~ w/ @bitemyhip

Oh, GOD. Now you’ve gone it.

Yogi thinks there are lots of good things about Christmas. He likes the lights everywhere, the gifts (even though he doesn’t get much). He likes that things have holiday sales, especially the adult video store in the square. He likes that they don’t yell at him too harshly for fucking his fist in the back over Christmas Dick In A Box DVD covers. Because there’s holiday spirit in the air.

But, yeah, he thinks candy canes are good, too. He unwraps one from the bouquet and slurps on the end of it noisily, his gasoline-black spit pooling around it, staining it. “Thanks, Caroline,” he purrs, smacking his minty-fresh red-painted lips. “You’re a doll. Do you want to make a Christmas movie with me?”

... A movie... she looked down when he slobbered all over that candy stick-- seemed like the right thing to do. It’d be rude to stare, probably even worse to gag over it...

“Like Rudolph?”

Yogi didn’t strike her as the sort to be all full of Christmas Spirit. Or a movie-maker. But hey; what is it that illusive THEY always say? DON’T JUDGE A BOOK BY IT’S COVER, CAROLINE, or your past experience with them, probably. “Or like that one, with the bells and angel wings, and Zuzu’s petals?” Ooooh- now she’s getting excited, clutching onto her own candy cane with tight fingers and wide eyes. “The: I WANNA LIVE AGAIN, CLARENCE, that’ne!?”

~ How did Yogi become the embodiment of Starry-Eyed Christmassy Joy!? “OH! Or like that Christmas Story movie, with the BB Gun!?” ~ SHE KNEW SHE LIKED THIS KINDA-MIME!! PLEASE DON’T LET HIM HAVE A BB GUN!!

#~i have like 3 dozen cookies in the oven but i couldn't not reply to this #bitemyhip #~alskdjslkdfjsldkfj she's just oH A MOVIE!?

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he’s not really supposed to watch tv when no one is home; mom said she was going to be back in a few minutes, but it had already been so long, and he was bored of staying in his room playing his ds. he clicks the tv on and settles down cross legged in front of it, remote control in hand. but there’s something in front he hasn’t seen before; mom said they were called vhs tapes. they still have the player because of old home videos.

he knows how to do it -- he pushes the vhs tape inside and gives it a moment. the screen on the tv lights up with fun and bright colors, and a man. he has a nice face like dad does. andrew blinks up at him, and waits to see what’s going to happen.

#ummmmm let me kno if this does not work #i read some threads with bob and the about page but!#let me know if i need to change anything #ANDREW; YOUTH.#BITEMYHIP; BOB.#BITEMYHIP001.#bitemyhip #STARTER.

DROPPING A COUPLE THREADS.

I’m dropping bitemyhip and @vulpesvulpex. No hard feelings.

#bitemyhip #vulpesvulpex #thread drops 𑁋 ⟔ʰᵃᵍᵍᵃʳᵈⁿᵉˢˢ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᶦʳʳᵒʳ⟓#ooc 𑁋 ⟔ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ᵐᶦⁿᵈ⟓

beep 4 ... saynt

send “beep” for a randomly generated text // accepting

24 a final text

[ sms: dad? ] dont make me go in there

sent ??/??/2089 at ?????

#ask.#saint.#texts.#*has tiny flip fone in science voluntary prison*#bitemyhip #au: 2089.

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