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It's better to be full of whiskey than full of shit. Happy St P - #whiskey #cleavagefordays #emotions #redheadsofinstagram #hourglassbody #bigtittygothgf #redheadsdoitbetter #drinksondrinks #bitchyouthought #bitchyrestingface (at Toronto, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvH2CnOFxgd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wofke5a68u1u

Finally decided where to iron my Weyland Industries Prometheus Crew patch, can't go wrong with the basics. #backtoblack #uniqlo #prometheus #crewpatch #spacemission #projectprometheus #alienfandom #alienprequel #alienanthology #weylandindustries #selfie #bitchyrestingface #melbourne #Australia

Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents job. - #selfies #bitchyrestingface #Redhead #cleavagefordays #thickthighs (at Toronto, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvSEQ_qFLVY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gc3zdivckmqa

I'm literally just gonna complain about everything till it's summer. My fashion choices are so limited when it’s -30C outside! Tits out can equal frostbite! - #redhead #redhair #showgirlhighlights #selfiestagram #selfiesfordays #bitchy #selfies #bitchyrestingface #cleavageshot (at Toronto, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtWlwSplzge/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nokbdi2pd8ks

Do I look as dead on the outside as I am on the inside? - #redhead #lipsnlashes #redlips #makeup #nyxcosmetics #catears #emotionssuck #selfies #bitchyrestingface #selfiesallday #Pinupmakeup (at The Toronto School of Burlesque)

Apparently, I’ve been perfecting my BRF for quite some time 😐😾#bitchyrestingface #littlelonely #donttellmetosmile #rbf #brf https://www.instagram.com/p/CgUycE1P9dC/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

My new #authorphoto! Actually, two new photos—the color one is the official picture for promotions, and the #blackandwhite photo is for the #bookjacket. Since the new #YAnovel is horror, I wanted a non-smiling picture and it only took about 1,000 shots to get one that didn’t look like #bitchyrestingface. But honestly, the dual photographs seem very fitting for 2020. The color shot feels like my “@Facebook” photo, where I flash a big #smile and act like everything is perfect. In actually, this year is way more B&W. For example, I’m currently writing this post sitting on the floor of the playroom, with my #macbookair on my thighs, wearing #earbuds to drown out the sound of my kindergarten’s virtual #classroom a few feet behind me (see my #Story for the live action shot of this). I woke up at 6am to work on edits of my new novel until 8:30am, when I had to get my kids ready for #virtualschool. I’m surrendering my entire #weekends, revising for 12-hour stretches on Saturday and Sunday, because my “#workweek” is gone. I’m #quarantining for 14 days so my parents can visit on #Thanksgiving, and I’m getting a COVID test tomorrow, just to be extra sure it’s safe for them to come. I need to order all the groceries for this meal online. And I need to figure out a way to make the #ChristmasSeason not suck for two little ones who still believe in #magic, but can barely leave the house. See what I’m saying, it’s black and white right now. But the good news, the color photo, is how I feel about my soon-to-be-announced deal. I sold a book in a #pandemic! How nuts is that? I just celebrated my one year #workiversary with my new #literaryagent. And I get to think about potential cover designs, titles, and my upcoming new #website. Awesome stuff, and lots to be #grateful for in a year with loads of #challenges. #workingmomlife #writermom #motherhood #workingmomproblems #authorlife #IreadYA @instagram #booknerdigans (at Villanova) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHsn5AGA3_f/?igshid=1hgp9zv6o5zxr