#bitchyrants

Why do guys who leave their partners say "oh I'm the victim" like maaate you left her, fucking grow up man" And then come to the best friend and our like "Want some dick". URM Nah mate, I don't want your cock, I don't give a fuck if you are a lonely, self righteous prick. I care about if I have a bar of chocolate or money for fags. So why don't you jog on or waddle if you are struggling with all the hard things in life, UNLIKE YOUR COCK (aha sorry not sorry 🙈🙈🙈) Stop acting like a dick to make up for your tiny small one and fuck off. But I guess you weren't expecting me to say that. Oops 😉