' okay , t-this might sound really weird , but can i ask for the time ? like , what day it is or --- err , what year ? ' // @bitchguarded
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' okay , t-this might sound really weird , but can i ask for the time ? like , what day it is or --- err , what year ? ' // @bitchguarded

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@bitchguarded replied to your post “welp”:
Squints. Who the fuck is this fire crotch?
"The guy that fucked your mom last night! Could say my crotch is pretty fire, ALL night long baby!"
Ears flatten, and a solemn frown graces his lips. He fixated on their joint "creation", at least, what was supposed to be chocolate chip cookies. Now they were ebony inedible hockey pucks radiating a foul stench in her kitchen. "We followed the book exactly! Where did it go wrong?" He had wished Amy were here; she made baking look effortless. "What a waste ... is there anyone you know that would enjoy rocks?"
@bitchguarded
@bitchguarded: Last five times I tried, I set a stove on fire. I'll pass.
"I know yer fuckin' lyin'. How'd ya set a stove on fire five different times? C'mon, ya at least gotta know how t'boil or fry some eggs, right?"
@bitchguarded from here
"AWP!!"
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There was no clear-cut, uninterruptible way to explain to someone that by performing a Looney Tunes style maneuver, some sort of public execution or hired hit had been interfered with. Was it for the best? The frumpy fellow hadn't been entirely certain of that. Maybe he'd prevented some assassin with a code of honor from blasting a crime lord or spymaster. Or whatever it was like in summer blockbuster action films.
"Someone almost died! They didn't though."
That was the best wording of the situation Rex could offer. Attempting to focus squarely on the parts that were most important. Nevermind the fact he raised a nearly-invulnerable index finger (still bruised red and scorched enough from the heat of the futuristic firearm to be smoking at the moment). Before starting to blow some air from the side of his mouth toward the pained digit on his hand.
"... Yoink."
And then he attempted to scurry off again. At least, that was the plan until one such hovercraft almost collided with him. Rex was gone...
... Above the path of the craft was where he'd ended up. Kicking his legs through the air like a struggling swimmer for a little extra air time, arms up in case he needed to catch the next oncoming vehicle and redirect it. Appeared as if he'd halfway flown on his own before landing on the ground again to try and flee once more by making tracks instead.

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@bitchguarded sent - drop this sunflower🌻 into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy ! lets spread a little sunshine☀️ ♡♡♡♡ I know we don't really interact much but I love your Ryuji and blog in generall!!! ♡
Oh this was a really unexpected surprise! Thank you for this! You make me happy too! Thanks for bringing some sunshine to my day and as far as us not interacting much, I'd love to remedy that if you're up for it!
Ship meme 11 through 17!!!
SHIPPING QUESTIONS FOR THE MUN / 11. do you have any popular ships?
yeah i'm a certified femcakihiko shipper & that's a big one. tho not as big as foolmoon. i used to sorta ship foolmoon, my heart was never in it, but it's a big platonic only ship for me now. i prefer the dynamics femc & shinji can have in a non romantic sense only now. but i love love love love love femcaki foolemperorr ships are sooo powerful okkkkaayyyy #stupid
i also love junpei & chidori. it's a classic & i love a canon destined to be together the plot can't move forward unless we fall in love & experience heartbreak kinda ship. it's usagi & mamoru core i love it. loser boyfriend & hot goth girlfriend obsessed. i also love yukamitsu which is huge in the fandom as well. most of the popular ships are ones i tend to like outside like a small handful of major ones.
SHIPPING QUESTIONS FOR THE MUN / 12. do you ship any rarepair?
lays on the floor & dies. yes i dooo, actually my second fav ship is considered a rarepair & thats femcrio. i love love minario SOOOOOOO MUCHHH i love rio. rio is one of my fav characters from p3p specifically. rio & saori<3
i also ship femcjin i luv jin he's my fav strega member. it's funny back in 2014 i shipped with a jin who threw this idea at me & i had never considered that ship until then & now i would kill for it for sure. either with everything is the same but ill fated romance or a strega!femc au which i do have a set up for already. either way.
SHIPPING QUESTIONS FOR THE MUN / 13. do you multiship?
yes ! my blogs tend to be multiship however i have been single ship on some in the past.
SHIPPING QUESTIONS FOR THE MUN / 14. would you rather ship only with mutuals, or are you open for everyone?
i'm a private mutuals only blog so def only with my moots. however i do not ship with moots easily, i talk about that a lil bit here as to why answering #2 but a big thing is a i do prefer plotting around a ship first rather than jumping into it. i like when a romance can develop vs a ship being the only point of an interaction me & a person are having.
SHIPPING QUESTIONS FOR THE MUN / 15. what’s your OTP when it comes to your muse?
foolstar, foolemperor, femcaki, samuaki, dumbasses, jockshipping these two im simple & stupid.
SHIPPING QUESTIONS FOR THE MUN / 16. what’s your NOTP when it comes to your muse?
i'm a no protagryoji zone & no velvet room x protag zone. i go into length about the whole ryoji thing here & it's incredibly vital to my portrayal. i have zero issues with folks who ship them tho or don't agree with me. i used to like be very quiet about this back in 2014era but now i'm very vocal about it & i'm glad i haven't gotten too much flack for it & i've also noted some folks being a bit inspired by this take recently as well. idk man the whole story of nyx, the 13th shadow, the carrying of said 13th shadow, being a vessel slash womb is so mother son coded it feels wrong to ship them for me. that's my take on their relationship & i get it's not the most popular.
the velvet room thing i have gotten a LOT of ppl angry at me for. i've gotten tons of anons on the old blog & here about not shipping femcliz & my guess also theo but i'm uncomfortable with the power dynamic for a 17-18yo teen who is recently awakened to their power romantically tied with a being of mystery age & a physical embodiment of power crafted by a god to be menu for the smt pokemon dictionary aspect of the game. i'm just not about it.
SHIPPING QUESTIONS FOR THE MUN / 17. what’s your BROTP when it comes to your muse?
answered !
► Do the Miku Miku Beam
"ARE YOU READY?" she strikes a pose, pointing up. This was where all her job training fell in, making a scene to stir up hype within a crowd. The request itself was as easy as breathing; if only her mic system were hooked up, maybe the song blaring would help too. At best, she has the song playing through her phone. "One... two... three... are you ready? MIKU MIKU BEAAAMMMM" Just like that, she hits every pose on point with a smile.
Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey. ( accepting )