#bitchclapping asks

1. The first character I first fell in love with: GlaDOS2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: chell3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t: i love them all omg4. The character I love that everyone else hates: i have a love/hate thing with GlaDOS5. The character I used to love but don’t any longer: i still love them all6. The character I would totally smooch: wheatley7. The character I’d want to be like: chell8. The character I’d slap: GlaDOS9. A pairing that I love: chelley10. A pairing that I despise: i dont despise it but im not a fan of wheatDOS

BECAUSE I HAVE INTENSE COMMITMENT ISSUES 

that is how it should be m8

thanks m8!! uwufortunately i am a professional manipulative bitch so its just another guilt trip in my arsenal 

I: What's the most important part of a relationship?imo the mental connection, which is why i dont usually go for people i meet in school because theyre not like the people online that really truly know me and get my humour, etcsex is good tooO: Do you believe in the phrase, "Age is just a number?" Why or why not?sort of, i think age represents how much time youve had to learn in your brain, what works in relationships and what doesnt, what kind of person you want and what kind of person you dont, how to treat your person, etc. in your ~~~heart~~~ (its cliche but deal) however it shouldnt matter because your ~~~heart~~~ doesnt age it just evolves, your body and your brain age.P: What about "Love at first sight"? Why or why not?no because you dont have to see a person to be in love with them, thats called physical attractionlove at first sight more like hey lets fuck at first sight(wow gomEN I GOT REALLY PSYCHOLOGICAL HERE)

!!!! <3 thank you!! im actually kinda pissy today cause i have my period but now im not!! ;w; 

ᄏ: Play any instruments? tromboneω: Have you ever dyed your hair? If so, what color(s)? ohhh yeah, first i dyed it ginger, then brown, then black, then cotton candy, then crunchberries (like candy pink and cookie monster blue as opposed to pastel blue)△: Have you ever painted the walls of your room? not the current one or the last one or the one before that, but we did it green, and the one before that it was navy blue【・ヘ・?】: Ever tripped in front a bunch of people? actually yes today i did that trying to pick up my bag and i knocked over a chair in the process旦: Last time you drove your car (if you can drive/have one)? dont have one愛: Are you currently dating? no太: When it's New Year's, do you make New Year Resolutions and actually commit to them? i forget them＠: Ever felt attracted to the opposite sex before? yes(｀▽´)Ψ: Did you used to play hide-and-seek when you were little inside stores? i was afraid of getting kidnapped(づ￣ ³￣)づ : Have you ever had to hug someone you didn't want to? fucking mariah every goddamn day like no get off me空: Did you ever throw up after one roller coaster ride or a few? actually no but i got pretty close on the tilt-a-whirl last summer, my antidepressants make me dizzier and i thought i could handle it like i had been able to for the last 5 years, but i couldnt so i got so dizzy i had to sit on the bench and look at the ground for like a full hour because whenever i looked up i felt sick. it was the worst experience ever do not recommend it☆: Have you ever played games such as 'Spin the Bottle'? yes hauhau and at shuto con with the homestucks we played spin the bottle hugs, which i made the most embarrassing miscalculation of my entire life - i thought when i dropped the bottle it would spin but it didnt so it looked like i was aiming for someone oh god it was so embarrassing⊙: Are you happy with where you are in life right now? no i want to go back to 8th gradeヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ: Have you ever wanted to flip a table before? If so, why? yes finding out some of the games i bought on steam werent for macピ: Did you like Pokemon as a child? not really(⌒.−): Are there times where you wish to go back in time and redo or fix something you regret? god yes♪: Do you find yourself singing or humming to yourself sometimes? no☁: Ever wanted to learn a foreign language? japanese in my weaboo phase(;° ロ°): Have you ever lost your wallet or purse? plenty of times, in europe i left it on the planeス: Have you ever swallowed gum? yes♀: Tell me something that turns you on. male lingerie♂: Tell me something that turns you off. idk⅚: Post the link of your current favorite song. its on my blog, first trackღ: Post a gif of what you're currently feeling right now.≘: Have you ever watched the sun rise? yes☄: Would you defend a friend if they were in danger? duhહ: Are you still a virgin? yes➍: Ever been to a concert? Was it fun? ive never been♛: Do you like group projects? fuck no高: How often do you use headphones/earbuds? when i watch pornಲ: Headphones or earbuds? earbuds♞: Showers or baths? baths✗: Walks on the beach or in a forest? beach⊙﹏⊙: Which horror movie scared you the most? If any? jeepers creepers cause i was fucking 6^∇^: Has your best friend ever made you angry? not truly（．＿．）: Do you think you are an awkward person? yesメ: Cupcakes or muffins? cupcakes(●´∀｀●): Ponies or Horses? horses♯: Would you like to be able to fly? duh(ﾉ´▽｀)ﾉ: Ever done or considered to do drugs? i want toℝ: What color shirt are you currently wearing? blackÆ: What color underwear did you wear yesterday? yellow☪: Have you ever flipped off someone? yes♬: Cats or dogs? dogs礼: Would you swim in the lake or ocean? lake, i grew up on a bay of lake michigan aka the coldest, cleanest, bluest water everの: Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla◐: Have you ever seen a meteor shower? noᄇ: Have you ever broken a bone? no었: Any tattoos? no싫: Any piercings? eyebrow, earsℨ: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? homeΣ: Have you ever farted in public before? silent but deadlyℋ: Tell us a recent awkward moment you had. i knocked over a chair in biology and everyone stared at me♔: Know the Duck Song? The Llama Song? Banana Phone? yes no yes۞: What shows did you watch when you were a child? the usual but my favorite was discovery channel▼: Could you live without the internet? noД: Strangest food you've eaten? roasted rat but it was really yummy까: Cookies or brownies? cookies