#birds attack

If you haven't seen it you probably should go watch The Birds by Hitchcock. Anyways, I was walking to my car after class, absent mindfully carrying my phone in one hand and car keys in the other. Out of no where I simultaneously felt something graze my back and heard the distinct sound of a bird flapping. Freaking out, I saw a bird fly away from me and into a tree not that far away. I hastened my pace to my car and glanced over as I saw the damn thing start to charge me again! It dive bombed me out of the tree and chased me as i rapidly proceeded to try to get to my car. As I was hurriedly - practically running - into my car, I considered what would happen if this thing got into my car before I closed my door; I risked it and arrived safely at my destination. The damn bird was sitting in the tree over my car! I was worried it was going to start attacking my car in an attempt to get to me. 

I am now contemplating what I am going to do when Hitchcock's movie comes true and they learn to peck our eyeballs out to subdue us so they can eat us. I have heard stories about how birds adapt to find food sources. For example, the cane toad is really poisonous except some birds have figured out how to flip those disgusting toads over and peck away the toads belly, which is not toxic. How they figured that out, I am not sure.