Happy Valentine’s Day to like the ten other witherburn after school news fans. In honour of this day I would like to suggest that the official ship name for Alice and robin be messenger bird, however if we want to compete with the other big horror podcasts’ main ship names(jmart, jarthur, etc), we need something worse sounding, to which I suggest the cursed
Birdorter
Either way they’re doomed as fuck. Cupid has an arrow for them but it’s made of lead and dipped in arsenic.
















