May 13, 2019
Tonight read like a really terrible blonde joke… I took my cockatoo who thinks he’s my boyfriend to a guy’s condo to watch Something About Mary and have pizza.... this is proof that for a few blissful minutes, Misha didn’t laugh, did not scream, did not sing, and did not otherwise vocalize at 105 dB. I did not take video of him acting up, because it would’ve been about two hours long. #reallifeblondejoke #birdonadate #datingissuesthesedays #somethingaboutmary #stlpets #mishabird #pizzaandmovies #moodkill #hownotto #howtoscareoffmen https://www.instagram.com/thebirdybabe/p/BxZAKc7HRI0/?igshid=1qjyh6b3wq8fa
