i hate peacocks so fucking much.
I grew up around peacocks. I spent the formative years of my life treading through their excrement, and LET ME TELL YOU, they are the WORST. BIRDS. EVER.
If you know me, chances are you're already aware of LOATHING for these birds. But if you aren't aware, allow me to let you in on the secret;
they are so fucking rude. they strut around like they own the place, throwing up their feathers at anyone or anything that strikes their fancy, like NO. you are NOT SEXY. put that thing BACK in your PANTS, where it BELONGS.
no but genuinely the AUDACITY of these fuckers is unmatched. they would just walk into classrooms and POOP on the FLOOR.
and everyone would just stand there like "woah, they're so pretty :0"
NO THEY FUCKING AREN'T?!?!
well no, objectively they are, but that doesn't take away from the fact that peacocks are COMPLETE ASSHOLES
if I never see a peacock again for the REST of my LIFE, it will have been TOO SOON.
and they shed fucking everywhere. like they think they're so cool??
and the feathers are TOO FUCKING BIG to even DO ANYTHING WITH?
one time, when I was a kid, I heard a peacock scream, and I thought it was a leprechaun.
can you imagine my DISAPPOINTMENT? When at the end of the rainbow there was not a funky little man waiting for me with a pot full of gold, but instead the most OBNOXIOUS BIRD to EVER HAVE EXISTED??
they can't even fucking fly that well.
SO MUCH bird, and for WHAT??
what is even the point of being a bird if you DON'T FUCKING ACT LIKE ONE???
Feel free to hate on peacocks more often.
Their egos are too fucking big, and somebody needs to put them in their place.
