thanksss flighty <33

13. What do they do for fun? Do they have a favorite activity or do they like to switch things up? -- This is going to sound very stupid but CoD marathons. It’s how they started dating anyways so whenever they can get some time to fool around (& when they’re not tired of the sound of gunfire) they get a couple of beers (bucky only drinks as a reflex; and sometimes even manages to let rhodey have more than a little too much so he can beat him at mario kart) 14. Anything they both dread? -- Death by enemies. Also, fighting. And Sam’s karaokee nights (that’s a lie, they love that, dont let sam know)15. How adventurous are they? -- Damn, more than they would ever admit. Rhodey would complain all week long about ‘Tony’s stupid ass ideas r gonna get him and me murdered’ but truth is he’d go even if tony wasnt involved & bucky is the cat that got killed by curiosity. it is him. 16. Do they keep secrets? Lie? Cheat? -- At first, yeah. Bucky didn’t want Rhodey to know about his nightmares bc he thought he could get over them by himself and Rhodey kept to himself how much he doesnt think he’s fit for a relationship while making everyone think he is, and his own ptsd, and his insecurity bc he’s fighting alongside gods and technically immortal people and he’s fooling no one & sometimes he just wants to go home.17. What would make them break up? Would it be permanent? -- Ahh probably fights about who’s being more reckless than the other. Also, Bucky’s issues (but not bc Rhodey doesnt understand but bc Bucky’d push him away & Rhodey’s not the guy that shoves himself down on people)18. What are their dates like? How long do/did they date? Do they ever feel the need to take a break from each other? -- OK MOSTLY RANDOM AND NOT ACKNOWLEDGED AS “DATES”. Maybe they were out on a mission once and maybe rhodey started talking about banana split (& i have no idea if they existed in the 40′s but let’s say they didnt) and bucky goes ‘whats that?’ and rhodey made him try it. OR maybe sam & tony caught up on rhodey’s completely crushing on bucky when he wasnt looking  & of course couldnt let him live so they did stuff like “friday movie night” & then left alone. Damn, maybe Natasha just offered the sparring room for them bc “u two look like u could use some training by the other’ while whispering to clint ‘theyre so thirsty for each other it’s disgustingly cute’. maybe even bruce said, unaware, that bucky could always ask rhodey for an upgrade on his arm if he had problems with ‘i mean cause u seem to like him’ so bucky did. idk idk. their dates are never really dates until that one is. 19. What do they fight about? What are their arguments like? How do they make up? -- Ok ppl might not like this headcanon but mostly about Steve and Tony (i mean, there’s constant banter but thats bucky’s way  of flirting & rhodey would never admit to liking it as much as he does) but Bucky doesn’t always appreciate Rhodey’s devotion to Tony but thats mostly bc he cares about rhodey more than he cares about most people on the team (and ofc u see the hypocrisy to it) and there was that one time Bucky went reckless insane bc he thought steve’s life was on the line & he didnt even think twice obvs so when bucky got hurt rhodey said that he could’ve died & bucky basically said he didnt care bc it was steve but rhodey knew better bc bucky didnt risk his life for steve just bc he wanted to save him it was also bc he sees steve better, as if he deserves to live more than bucky does ‘and that’s what i cant take’....but they both work it out & rhodey makes bucky understand tony’s not as bad as he thinks & bucky learns not to be reckless & makes his mission to come home to rhodey every time :)

buckynat:  ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp (in the comics mostly) / MY HEART

rhodeypepper:  ew / nonono / maybe (actually, sometimes i ship it) / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART

thorsteve: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART

aww thanks, those three will be my end

who’s the cuddler: saaaaaaaam. he’s all up for cuddling. master octopus of cuddling

who makes the bed: bucky, bc rhodey leaves early & sam has his daily runs with steve & leaves bucky to do the bed everytime lmao

who wakes up first: sam bc he loves listening to birds singing & it’s the only one capable of waking rhodey up to leave at time for work

who has the weird taste in music: SAM. tho it depends on what you consider weird, bc having the lion king’s soundtrack is definitely not weird at all

who is more protective: bucky, lord help him he’s capable of holding both sam & rhodey with a death-grip & never let go of them

who sings in the shower: sam, and he takes hoooooours

who cries during movies: rhodey, specially if it’s disney ones

who spends the most while out shopping: rhodey& sam

who kisses more roughly: it’s a close tie between bucky & sam

who is more domineering: rhodey, he’s more often than not the only voice of reason in the household lmao

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 1000000000/100000 -- infinity

and y'know what, like it just seemed like Piggy was being super cool and generous, taking all the selfies she could with her fans, but no they played it like she was just being vain/a burden on Kermit. Like... ???

RIGHT? For one thing it fails from a characterization standpoint; why would she refuse to talk to Fozzie’s girlfriend’s family (or even to Fozzie) but be willing to do that? But it also fails as a way to show that she’s selfish- she’s a celebrity who appreciates and engages with fans. And to make the whole thing seem like poor Kermit had to deal with the weight of her neediness but luckily he has Denise now, the good girlfriend.