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(Pointing at your executive function) are you using that? Can I borrow it? (With the intent to get bossed around to do my own fucking chores)

I support perverts thus I’m choosing to take care of myself today

Sometimes I really wanna talk about the social implications of the grammatical functions of my native language but then I don’t

I should be disassembled and all the dust cleared off and then reassembled. As a sex thing

Imagine really wanting to eat a cake but you’re just really fucking angry at any cake that expresses any hint of wanting to be eaten by you bc you aren’t capable of wanting to eat that particular cake and apparently don’t want to eat cake at all but also really want your cake eating card punched. So you burn the bakery

Even the omniscient narrator wants uppies sometimes

You know, if I ever actually showed her the horny blog, instead of finding it hot and conceptually intriguing and slightly psychologically concerning she’d just go “you need to get laid” all condescending which is fair and true but also ouch

The showrunners originally planned for the climax of the me getting fucked storyline to happen in March but then it was postponed for April for sideplot reasons but then the audience engagement went downhill or something? so they needed to stir up some drama and critics are saying it’s kinda contrived and problematic, and the character arcs are kinda all over the place and arguably unrealistic but here we are, gotta trust they have a vision I guess. But it’s like, did they drop that plan or what’s up? The whole building tention thing is going on a little long now and that’s a little risky but at least it’s not predictable, it’s just impossible to say what happens next. Then again this melancholic longing and stumbling through efforts of self improvement montage is a little overdone and exhausting imo, like I’m kinda done with that. We just need some queer joy in this one just pleaseee like can we just let good things happen to lesbians sometimes