Sometimes I really wanna talk about the social implications of the grammatical functions of my native language but then I don’t

Anyway here’s this thing you should know already and if you didn’t it’s because you’re a failure and a danger to the community as a whole, not because you’re not usamerican, obviously. Everybody is usamerican. Why would you even be talking about it if you weren’t usamerican? Most certainly can’t it be that we, your anglophone overlords, were asking of you a baseline shared self-understanding as the singular condition for partaking in this sense of solidarity among peers. Certainly can’t this condescension function as a way of further enforcing a pressure to integrate and somehow simultaneously deconstruct all that which you’re being asked to integrate into. Preposterous. Be better.