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JD (Totally not Billy Broadview Emulating Jonathan)-

Hey it’s me Jonathan. For reals guys. Sorry I haven’t been updating. I’ve been far too busy being a snarky buzzkill picking apart whimsy for my own amusement. Boy oh boy is the mind-blowing fun and adventure of magic lost on me entirely.

Hey you know how Wizards use magic quills with unlimited ink instead of just using pens? That sure is convoluted, which is an original idea I just had which makes me clever. 

E♥V (Seriously. No way this is just Billy Broadview again)

Hey look the text is bold now so it has to be Emily. Nobody else can format text like this, checkmate!

I’m a witch so I can’t do that same updates as Jonathan, mine get to be in reverse! Oh boy isn’t No-maj society super crazy, am I right? That’s a real word I use because I’m from Canada. It’s totally real and just as valid as Muggle and in no way a silly lesser off brand version.

Important Update from MoMao The Monitors Over Missed Augmentation Opportunities 

Hello. I’d tell you that I’m Adalina but unlike Johnathan and Emily I sign my updates at the end, because I’m completely different from them. Once again this is a super legitimate update and not just Billy Broadview again emulating new content in lieu of actual new content.

You can tell it’s me because my vocabulary is far more magnificent, spectacular,  majestic! [source thesaurus.com] Also my paragraphs are far more concise, without banter or humor. Basically the exact sort of things people want to read when subscribed to a blog of this manner.

Just a reminder not to break Wizard laws and stuff. Remember fun is greatly discouraged. Please report anybody having fun immediately to me.

～ Adalina

B-B-B-B-Billy Broadview coming at you live! I’m here to ask the question everybody has been wondering... did everybody die or something?