... counting the days ...

Billy Mack as Davy Jones (Bill Nighy)

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't stab people for a job. Make sure you get the heart, and they give you a ship, crew, and curse for free!

I left the Dutchman, where there were a hefty number of half-fish sailors with their souls damned, in order to negotiate with you, on this beach.

But wouldn't it have been great if Number One on this poll wasn't some smug protagonist, but an old ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback in any film?

*playing a Christmas is All Around cover instead of haunting organ piece*

Just because Love is actually all around.

Just because, from the moment I saw him in heaven dressed like this, the song got stuck in my head;

I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes Christmas is all around me And so the feeling grows

It's written in the wind It's everywhere I go So if you really love Christmas Come on and let it snow

And as bonus, the clip 😊