#billchandler

Ronald Colman in If I Were King (1938)

crossroads hmmm that’s a very interesting choice

is it

is it really

1. first stage: introduction

2. the bill person does the thing

3. the stage of enslavement occurs

OF COURSE AND THEN PLEASE ASK MY BILLMATE BECAUSE WE’RE HIS WORSHIPPERS I SWEAR

OKAY

OMAGAH I’M SO EXCITED RN

BUT

YES

LET’S SEE

THE THIN MAN OBVIOUSLY YES NICK CHARLES IS THE BEST THERE IS ALTHOUGH IF I’M BEING HONEST THE FIRST MOVIE IS REALLY THE BEST IN THE SERIES

CROSSROADS HE’S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD THERE SOOOOO HEARTBREAKING AND HIS SCENES WITH HEDY ARE SO HOT?!?!?!?!

MANHATTAN MELODRAMA AGAIN SO AMAZING AND CLARK GABLE IS THERE TOO AND THEY’RE SO BADASS TOGETHER

LOVE CRAZY BECAUSE BILL IN DRAG I MEAn

DOUBLE WEDDING BECAUSE BILL IS SUCH A HIPSTER THERE AND HIS LINES I JUST NEED A MOMENT RN

LIBELED LADY BECAUSE AT SOME POINT HE FALLS INTO A RIVER AND WE CAN STARE AT THE WAY WET CLOTHES CLING TO HIS BODY AND YES A MOMENT NOW PLEASE

STAR OF MIDNIGHT BECAUSE BILL AND GINGER OMG AND ALSO HE TAKES A SHOWER AND HE’S ALL WET AND IT’S GETTING HOT IN HERE

RANDEZVOUS BECAUSE HE’S WALKING AROUND IN A UNIFORM AND ROZ IS TO DIE FOR

Lawyer Man is pretty good too mostly because he’s staring at half naked women all the time and it’s surprisingly hot too

I THINK THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE like these are the ones that made me fall to my knees and sob so far the rest I saw only made me gasp for air so yeah but please ask Kate, too, she’ll cry