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Biero
(Foto: WordPress.) Edzino alvenis hejmen kaj trovis la edzon trinkanta bieron. Ŝi furioziĝinta skoldis lin:— Vi drinkulaĉo! Ĉu vi pensas, ke niaj problemoj solviĝas per trinkado de unu botelo da biero?!— Tute ne, kara! Certe pro tio la pakaĵo de biero enhavas dekdu botelojn…(Nekonata aŭtoro. Esperantigis el la portugala: Júlio Pedrosa.)
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🔹Hoje lembrei como odiei a cerveja quando a provei pela primeira vez, na adolescência. Como a gente passa a gostar de algo tão ruim no início?
🔹Hodiaŭ mi memoris, kiom mi malamis bieron, kiam mi unue provis ĝin, en mia adolesko. Kiel oni povas ŝati ion, ke oni mallamis je la unua fojo?
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Dnd story
So me and my party and running Tomb of Anniliation right? And we are sitting in Omu just kinda having a long rest (one of our party memebers had to leave early). So Jescena (our sorcerer) starts talking to our eladrin NPC, just kinda talking about life and such, when she remembers she has a bottle of teich in her bag
(Please note that we straight up told this NPC that our party members were all raging alcoholics)
Biero (the eladrin) refuses the tiech, claiming it will make his personalities funky, and we accept that and give him water instead so he can still drink with us. We love this dude by the way.
However the topic of ages comes up, considering most of my party consists of either angels or elves.
Andromeda (our Elven Ranger) started saying she was about 230ish, to which Jescena replied that she was closer to 400. Interested, Biero responds that he's nearly 950 (super old dude, but seriously this guy is an eladrin bladesinger. What a fuckingman)
Please note that I am playing a half-elf bard, who this whole time is just kinda strumming, reaching for her shot and all that shit.
But when Biero said his age, my character Jaqueline looked him dead in the eye, said "I'm 18 motherfucker" and downed a shot.
My DM was so surprised that he just accepted it at first, before whipping back and giving a really started reaction. I found it quite hilarious.
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Du bieroj
(Foto: WordPress.) Unu viro venis en drinkejon kaj mendis du glasojn da biero. Li drinkis ambaŭ kaj foriris. Li faris tion unu fojon ĉiusemajne dum kelke da jaroj. Iun fojon la kelnero demandis lin, kial li mendas ĉiam samtempe du glasojn da biero anstataŭ mendi unu kaj poste la duan. La viro respondis, ke li mendas unu glason por si mem, kaj la duan por kara amiko rezidanta tre fore. Iam la…
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Amdeklaro
(Foto: WordPress.) Edzo kaj edzino sidis sur la verando. La edzo diris:— Mi amas vin!La edzino demandis:— Kiu parolas: vi aŭ la biero?— Mi… al la biero.(Nekonata aŭtoro. El la portugala esperantigis: Júlio Pedrosa.)
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