Eddie: I think I'm getting migraines like you.
Steve: No, I think you're dehydrated.
Eddie: Didn't realize you became a doctor.
Steve: I didn't. I have just never seen you drink water in our entire friendship.
Eddie: It's because water is the enemy, Steven.
Steve: Since when?
Eddie: Since we almost drowned in Lover's Lake!!
Steve: You got to drink water, man. Your lips look gross. What the hell do you do when you need to shower?
Eddie: I don't. . .why the hell do you think I'm sitting all the way over here for?
Steve: Dude. . .You have to take a shower and you have to drink water!
Eddie: If my uncle can't make me do it, then I don't see how you can!
Much later. . .
Robin: *bursting in* Okay, look, I lied and said I had other plans, but I just didn't want to hang out with Munson's stinky ass. He smells like he's dying. Shit, maybe he is dying. Maybe he's slowly decomposing - Steve, where the hell are you?
He wasn't in the living room. Robin growled and began searching the house. Eventually, she heard the sound of running water and figured out that he was taking a shower. She burst into the bathroom.
Robin: Okay, like I said downstairs, I lied -
Steve: I'm just now realizing that you lied because Eddie smells like ass! He hasn't been drinking water or taking a shower!
Eddie: Hey, Robin!
Robin: Steve. . .are you showering with another man?
Eddie: Speaking of that. . .why did you offering to shower naked with me work?
Steve: Shit, I don't know! I don't even know why I offered it.
Eddie: Steve. . .are we not straight?
Steve: Yeah, I don't think so.
Robin: What the fuck?
