The Illusionist (ao3 link)
Augustus Porter had had an uncanny knack for Illusions from a young age. He could reproduce his dadâs broadcast from the crystal ball in almost exact detail as well as produce a broadcast entirely of his own device, making his dad say silly things until Perry was in stitches from laughing.
Heâd been a quiet child, mostly lost in his own head, having a careful eye for the things that surrounded him. Illusions spilled out of him like drawings, each one a curious experiment to see how close he could get to the real thing.
Human junk was his favorite thing to observe. His dad had always been amused by how Augustus called them treasures, but he never discouraged his sonâs fascination. The materials were so different from that of the Demon Realm. Hard plastics and glossy paper and elaborate metal contraptions with inexplicable lenses. New surfaces and objects to mimic.
As the years in his track went by, Gus realized his heart lay in the Human Realm and its strange and fascinating customs. Illusions were easy and rather useless compared to the stuff his friends could do. Magic could be so much more than the intangible.Â
But that was before. Before they faced down Belos, before Gus could sort through memories, before they got stuck in the one place heâd always wanted to get lost in. Before his illusions were the only window to the Demon Realm, as artificial as it mightâve been.
Magic was magic, whatever shape it took. He wasnât going to take it for granted now. Especially seeing how crestfallen Luz was, one of the more impressive witches Gus had ever witnessed, now without the Islesâs power and nothing to fuel her glyphs.
And his dad had always wanted him to be a Master Illusionist, which was easy enough. Perry Porter always thought his son was Head Witch material, always encouraged his strong suits and passions.Â
And Gus missed him terribly. So, Master Illusionist he would become, in every shape and form he could muster.Â
Gus was taken with movies. It turned out those silver disks made for terrible cookies, but created incredible projections onto the rectangular crystal ball in Luzâs living room. They were called movies, images that were engraved into the disk and told the same story over and over again. None of them were real, showing stories in the stars and underwater and in fictional lands. But there was one that gripped Gus, one that shook him and told him to pay attention. It was called The Apparitionist. It was about a man that did human illusions, magic âtricks.â
Gus had to learn them.
âHey, Luz, Hunter,â he said, peering over Luzâs shoulder at the dining table. Hunter sat on the other end, struggling to keep his eyes open. They both snapped to attention at Gusâs presence, Luz slapping her hands over her notebook and Hunter crossing his arms over the book in front of him. Totally not suspicious. Gus rolled his eyes.
After wrangling Belos at the Day of Unity, Gus had a vivid impression of that monsterâs worst memories and what he suspected Luz and Hunter were keeping quiet as they researched ways back home: Belos had been human, the human that created the portal door, heâd created Grimwalkers, which seemed like something Hunter didnât want to talk about, and Luz had helped him unknowingly. They were completely innocent, victims to Belosâs vile plots, yet they seemed completely guilt ridden.Â
Gus wished they wouldnât be. But he wasnât going to pressure them into talking before they were ready.
âGustonimo!â Luz exclaimed nervously. âHey! Whatâs up?â
âOkay, so,â he started, spreading his hands like he was setting the scene, generously ignoring how awkward and obvious they were being, âthereâs this movie, and it had magic, like human magic, and I need to learn everything about it, so I need to borrow your library card.â
âLike, close up magic?â Luz asked, rubbing at her eye and relaxing at the sight of Gusâs theatrics. âYou could look up videos on MewTube.â
âReally? Thatâs all it takes?â
âWell, noâactually, there might be paywalls,â Luz said, starting to lift up the covers of books littered on the surface of the table. âOh, here it is,â she handed Gus her library card, âlook up videos, but check out some books, too. Those are free.â
âYes! Thank you, Luz!â He hugged her head before bolting out of the dining room.
âTake Willow! And look both ways before crossing the street!â
âGot it!â
Willow was outside with Amity, watching Ghost sunbathe. The palisman was belly up, stretching her little arms out on the grass. Amity was visibly enamored. Gus considered Amity lucky to have such a ânormal-lookingâ palisman; apparently Emmiline was too big for Human Realm standards, so she couldnât just hang around unsupervised.Â
âHey, Gus,â Willow greeted warmly. âYou headed somewhere?â
âUh, yeah,â he said, snapping out of his thoughts. âIâm going to the library to check out some books. You guys wanna come?â
âMore research?â
âSort of? I wanna figure out how to do human magic,â he said, wiggling his fingers mysteriously.Â
âSounds fun,â Willow said, standing from the porch steps. âI might look into native flowers. I keep trying to conjure different plants, but they come out wrong. Then they die.â She shrugged. âMight help if I understand the stuff thatâs from here.â
âCome here, Ghost,â Amity called, dusting herself off. âIâve been meaning to check out the library. Like, the rest of it. See how the human side lives, yâknow. When I go with Luz itâs always strictly business. Sheâs always so stressed, I donât have the heart to ask to wander around.â
âCool,â Gus brightened, âthen we better take care of these.â He waved a circle, hiding their ears with an illusion. Amityâs hand hovered over her ear, something sad lingered in the gesture for a moment, but then it was gone.Â
They made their way over to the library, discussing the things they wanted to look up first and looking both ways before crossing every road, as instructed. They almost got run over only two times, which was less than the first few times theyâd been outside.
Plenty of things were different from the library back home. Nothing floated or tried to eat your hand if you had a late fee. But a lot was the same, like the strict rule of silence and the frown on the librariansâ faces when they thought you might be a particularly loud visitor.
Gus presented the librarian on shift Luzâs card. A corner of her mouth tightened.Â
âMs. Noceda still has a great number of books on loan,â she said, not bothering to look at the light box on her desk. She usually did that to revise the number of books on loan. Theyâd become familiar faces, it seemed.
âSheâs bringing them by on Friday,â Amity said, which was true. Hunter and Luz went through piles of books by the week, always making sure to circulate out as many books as possible.Â
âYeah, okay,â she relented easily, âjustâdonât bring out so many. She and the other one usually max out the amount they can take.â
âNo problem,â Gus smiled pleasantly. She returned a tired smile and gestured them along so she could deal with the grouchy-looking man behind them.Â
Gus had seen Luz pull out the drawers that held catalog cards rather carelessly without much consequence, so he braved a handle. AndâŠnothing. He still had his hand, and there were no teeth, just yellowing cards that hadnât been handled in years. Interesting.
His fingers glided over the Ma- drawer, not really knowing what he was looking for. He went through various drawers, subject, title, author, he was ready to spend the rest of the day hunched over looking for this.Â
And there it was. A handbook. He assumed it was old, the year of publication started with 19. He memorized the section numbers. 793.8. The rest didnât seem important, and from what he could tell, similar books seemed to be kept together. The 793.8 section seemed like a promising place to start.
And it was. Card tricks, sleight of hand, juggling, whatever the heck ventriloquism was.Â
He sat in the corridor and started pulling out books. Introductions and summaries that sounded like what he was looking for. He wasnât in a hurry, this was a new form of observation. Where Illusion spells needed observation and patience, human magic appeared to need study, practice, and patience. A similar enough endeavor.Â
He felt himself slip back into the days of his childhood, producing wonderous illusions that lit up his dadâs face.Â
He took mental notes and mimed instructions as he read them, getting a feel for movements and the flow of misdirection.
âHey, Gus,â a voice startled him out of a section on forcing cards. He looked up to find Amity. She was wearing a weird smile.
âHey,â he said, a little cautious. He and Amity werenât really in the habit of talking. But it wasnât like she was unpleasant company either.
âDidnât mean to scare you,â she apologized. âCan I sit with you?â
âUh, yeah,â he said, watching her sit and pick up a book from his pile. âInterested?â
Her cheeks were suddenly pink. âUh, kinda?â
âReally?â Gus lit up, ready to fill her in on all heâd gathered. Misdirection and interest and attention and patter andâ
âIâd been sort of wondering if you could, uh, teach me. Um, Illusion magic, I mean,â she said quickly. âJust a few spells, nothing too complicated.â
Oh?
He mustâve made a face because she quickly added, âIf itâs no bother, obviously. I, umââ
âWhy?â It was all he could think to say. âI mean, why now? Why illusions?â
âIâŠI miss my siblings,â she said with a small shrug. âThey were both in the Illusion Track for such a long time. I guessâI never knew what all the fuss was about, I want to understand them better. Maybe feel closer to them? I donât know. Itâs sillyâŠâ
Gus smiled. He was familiar with the feeling. Wasnât that what he was doing in the library in the first place anyway? âItâs not silly. I think itâs sweet.â
Amity returned his smile and flipped open the book in her hand. âSo, uh, how do theseâŠconjurings work⊠Conjurings? Why are they called that? Theyâre not conjuring anything.â
Gus shrugged with a laugh. âI donât know. Humans are weird like that. They call the really good ones âmasters of illusionâ or âwizardsâ and junk like that.â
Amity chuckled. âMagic really isnât a thing here, huh?â
âIt really isnât,â Gus said, shaking his head and returning to his place in the book.
âNeed help bringing this to a table? Willow found an empty one.â
Gus looked up again. âUh, yeah,â he smiled, realizing he wasnât alone. Not like heâd been when he was a kid. He didnât have to isolate himself and quietly practice because he didnât have friends his age. He could talk to his friends, show them things he was excited about, and they would listen. âYeah, thatâd be nice.â
âSo, how was it again that humans do magic?â
His smile grew wider.Â
It was past lunch when Gus and Willow walked out of the library with a book each. Amity listened to both of them rave about the things they found out, Willow going on about landscaping Mrs. Nocedaâs garden and all the techniques she could try to experiment with. Gus was excited to get home to practice and binge MewTube videos on Luzâs phone.Â
This time they only almost got run over once. Gus promptly bragged about it as they stepped through the door.
Luz always fussed over them when they went out alone.
âAre you okay? Did you look both ways?â
âYes and yes,â Gus said, sitting down next to Hunter.Â
âThe carriage screamed when it got close,â Amity said as Luz inspected her and Willow.
âBut youâre not hurt?â
âNo, weâre fine,â Amity said, squeezing her hand. That seemed to convince Luz. âBy the way, the library lady is expecting your books back on Friday.â
âYeah, thatâs fine,â Luz said, wandering back to her seat. âWeâre almost done anyway.â
âAnything new?â Willow asked, more curious than hopeful.
Hunter did a so-so gesture, but Luz just shook her head.Â
âThatâs too bad,â she said, not particularly disappointed. Theyâd gotten used to these results.Â
âSo,â Hunter nudged Gus, âfind anything useful?â
âYou bet I did,â Gus brightened. âLuz, do you have any cards?â
Using Illusions as a crutch, Gus demonstrated the basic idea behind a split deck and the pinky hold. He knew the cards sat awkwardly in his hand and he needed to adjust his grip better, but Hunter and the others could still appreciate the gist of the trick.Â
Luz had lived in the Demon Realm for months, yet she seemed fascinated by the manipulation. Gus understood why.Â
Magic in the Demon Realm was easy to accomplish. A bile sack youâre born with. Itâs like breathing, itâs something witches are meant to do naturally.
Creating an Illusion took practice, growing a Plant took care, creating an Abomination took craftsmanship, but none of it was beyond grasp. Human magic could be fumbled, was easy to dismantle, was meant to deceive the eyes, creating a veil over what they thought they saw. There was something exciting about being fooled.Â
They set to clearing the table for a late lunch, but Gus continued practicing. He was too wrapped up to eat. Hunter watched him through a mouthful of fried maduros.
He proved to be good audience practice, following Gusâs patter easily, asking him to repeat the manipulation again to see if he could catch the moment the illusion began. It was good practice. The more he repeated the trick, the easier the cards felt in his hand, the smoother the movement, the less he needed his Illusions to cover his fumbles, the more confident he grew.
As Hunter kept his eyes trained on Gusâs hands, Gus watched Hunter. He couldnât help but smile at his best friend, grateful for his enthusiastic interest.
Emmiline liked MewTube. She never chirped much, but Gus knew. His bond with her was a silent one, of quiet knowledge and understanding. There was also the fact that both her eyes focused when a video played.Â
But more than that, Emmiline loved Gus. He knew because one of her eyes would focus on him if he spoke as they watched a video.
His fingers ran idly along her split ridge and her little horns as he took sporadic notes on the video playing. His mind wandered and snagged on words that drove him down different streams of thought as his eyes grew accustomed to spotting sleights and his brain registered old information that could be overlooked.
âEmmiline,â he started absently, then faltered when the meaning of his thoughts registered, âdoâdo you thinkâ Do you ever think about home?â
She turned away from the screen, tilting her head in a worried manner. One eye tracked his hands, the other watched his mouth. She did this with his Illusions, his close up magic, and his ramblings. His confidant in all matters serious and silly. She listened with an endearing attentiveness that melted Gusâs heart. That alone provided some comfort.
âLike, how do you think everyoneâs doing? It canât be good, right? Are the kids our age alone? Is Matt okay without his brother? Is heââ
His hand slacked around the pencil. Emmiline chirped curiously.Â
âWell, what ifâŠwhat ifâŠâ Emmiline made her way up his arm and curled her tail around his neck, a small hug, his palisman wrapping around him as best she could. âDo you think theyâre okay?â
She gave him a reassuring chirp. His stomach felt funny and warm. An ache that made his leg bounce. He knew it wasnât any good to dwell and build worst-case scenarios in his head. It gave him nightmares about his dad beingâŠnot okay.Â
Sometimes it felt like time had stopped in the Demon Realm, like everything froze the moment the portal door closed. Not to stop the bad thing, but because it was too much bad. Overloaded, overwhelmed. Like reality couldnât handle that amount of bad.
He also couldnât handle that amount of bad.
So he tried not to think about it. Tried not to miss his dad and his friends so much. Tried not to dwell.
He was safe, in the Human Realm. Learning human magic and immersing himself in the culture he so eagerly wanted to understand. It was exciting!
But it also left a warm pit in his stomach, often confusing in its signals.Â
He sighed.
âI know Iâve said that I want to go home a lot,â he said, running a gentle knuckle under her chin. âItâs almost a catchphrase at this point, but I donât think I even want that. I just want things to be normal. I want the grass to be red and the moon not to be sucking the life out of everything and I want my dad.â His voice cracked near the end. He hated being so scared.
Emmilineâs head nudged his cheek, understanding, empathy, comfort, and solidarity rolled up into a single gesture.
Gus loved Emmiline, his little piece of home.Â
It was the weekend, which meant Mrs. Noceda would tear through the house with a loud machine. Gus and Hunter were the first ones up, being so close to that thingâs roar.
âÂĄBuenos dĂas!â Mrs. Noceda called cheerily as they stumbled into the kitchen. âSorry for the noise. Saturdays are the only day I have time to get the house in order, with Luz in school and work⊠HmâŠâ She turned off the machine, looking at the boys thoughtfully. âLuz isnât in school yet, Vee is. But sheâs always so busy and anxious.â
âDo you need help with chores around the house, Mrs. Noceda?â Hunter asked with some eagerness. He was probably losing his mind with nothing to do, no orders to take, no routine to cling to.Â
âCamila is fine, mijo. And no, you kids have been through a lot. I donât want you worrying.â
âThereâs six of us now, though,â Hunter insisted. âThat must be overwhelming.â
Hunter was right. Mrs. Noceda seemed almost as exhausted as Hunter.
âWhat can we do to help?â Gus pipped in. Camila softened.Â
âWell, you could start by putting on some music on the stereo. We always put on Mannyâs music when we clean,â Camila mused. Manny, Mr. Noceda. âTheyâre over by the DVD drawer.âÂ
Hunter walked over, rummaging through the plastic cases. âAny preference?â
âNo, no, you boys pick,â she said, hefting up a bucket onto the table and rinsing a rag. âHere, Gus. You can use this to wipe down the counters. No electronics, Iâll get them with the vacuum.â
âYou got it, Camila,â Gus said with a smile. He immediately started in the living room, with its decorative tables and the figurines that lived on their surfaces.Â
Something that sounded like string and horn instruments began to play from the sound boxes. A voice started singing about searching for something and a welcome party and being part of something. Gus wasnât sure, some words were harder to pick out than others.
âOh, Mr. Galaxy! Manny loved him!â Camila chimed, humming along with the tune.Â
Hunter smiled, probably relieved that heâd done a good job.Â
âWhat can I do to help, Camila,â he asked again, his nose scrunching at her name. Gus could tell he wanted to be more respectful.Â
âHave breakfast,â Camila said, starting to fold the blankets on Gusâs mattress. âThat means you, too, Gus. You can start cleaning later.â
Gus found Hunter reading through the list of breakfast foods stuck on the fridge, placed there for their benefit. Hunter was a creature of habit, Gus had come to realize, so he just started pulling out his usual picks: eggs, milk, ham, cinnamon, and bread.
âGus, could you get the eggs?â Hunter was still reading the paper.
âSure,â he said, cracking an egg over the frying pan.Â
âAnd the cinnamon.â
âYep.â He sprinkled it over the running yolk.
Thatâs how they moved through preparing breakfast, Gus anticipating Hunterâs request, and Hunter moving through the kitchen cleaning up after Gus.
âSo,â Willowâs voice came from the dining room, âwhatâs for breakfast?â
Gus looked over his shoulder to smile at her. Mornings instantly became brighter when Willow was around. She had her exercising clothes on, sweat running down her temples even though it was getting cold out.
âWhatâd Luz call them? Sunny-Upside-Down eggs?â Gus said, poking at the white part, still kinda liquid.
âWith cinnamon?â Willow perked up.Â
âThatâs right,â Hunter moved to serve her a plate. âLuz doesnât know what sheâs talking about. The ham toast will be done in a bit.â
âThanks,â Willow smiled warmly, her cheeks turning pink. Gus generously said nothing, as painfully obvious as his friends were about their crushes. âYâknow, Vee was talking about going to the park today.â
âAny lead on getting back?â Hunter asked, rubbing the exhaustion from his eye.
âNo, nothing like that. Itâs just to get out of the house,â Willow said, taking a seat at the dining table. âYou and Luz need to take a break. Get some fresh air.â
âSoundsâŠâ
âLike a good idea,â Gus finished for him. Hunter looked between the two of them, debating in his head a moot point. They were going to the park and taking a break. End of story.
âYeah, that,â he said with a sigh. He finished lathering the ham in syrup and brought their plates to the table. âSo, howâs the human magic going, Gus?â
Gus lit up immediately.Â
âSpectacular and dazzling,â he said informatively. âI have a few polished tricks, Emmiline gives me a four-point-five star rating.â
âFour-point-five?â Willow asked.
âSheâs highly critical. I appreciate it.â
âIâd love to see one.âÂ
âSure, yeah. Let me go get the deck.âÂ
When he came back with his linoid finish deck, he found Vee inspecting the remains of their cinnamon and eggs in the pan; he hadnât heard her come down the stairs.
âAlright, Willow,â he said, spreading the cards out in front of her, âpick a card, doesnât matter which.â
âOkay,â she said, pulling one out from the middle of the pack; he tidied the cards into a stack again.
âI want you to memorize your card and place it wherever youâd like in the deck,â Gus continued with practiced intonation. âLook, Iâll even cover my eyes.â
This was one of his more practiced tricks. It came to him with ease, which meant that it was ready for an audience that consisted of more than his palisman.Â
He followed through the motions mechanically, remembering to keep his tone bright, with a final (and classic, if he did say so himself), âIs this your card?â
Willowâs eyes widened, obviously surprised. âYeah, it is.â
Vee picked up her head, pulling away from the fridge and turning towards them, âYou did it?â
âYeah, thatâs Willowâs card,â Hunter confirmed.Â
âThat was all you. Zero magic,â Vee said, clearly impressed.
âHuman magic, baby,â Gus shot her overly confident finger guns. It was the first time he didnât use magic as a crutch with an audience of people. Truth was, he was over the moon. Now his sleights had Veeâs seal of approval. It made all the fumbles and skids worth it.
âGus, thatâs awesome!â Willow beamed.
âHowâd you do it?â Vee asked him.
Gus grinned. âI promised not to tell.â
âCan you do another?â Hunter asked
âYep! Okay, here we go,â he fanned the cards in his hand. âWatch closely.â
Luz had started school again. Which meant a significant decline in research. Instead of consuming library books, she was under the tutelage of Vee, trying to catch up to the semester and understand everything Vee had covered for her.Â
Gus thought that maybe the decrease in work would mean that Hunter would start sneaking out of the house again, but he just seemed tired. He nodded off at the table during dinner and in the middle of conversations. Willow would throw him worried glances, which made Gus worry as well. But beyond odd looks and deeper eyebags, Hunter seemed to be doing an excellent job at ignoring his obvious exhaustion.Â
Willow spent her time in Mrs. Nocedaâs garden, performing small miracles in what used to be a barren dirt bed. Sometimes Hunter went out to help her, sometimes it was Amity.
Vee was learning how to shift into a new face, they couldnât have two Luzs walking around Gravesfield. It was slow progress, but she was persistent. She was keeping it a secret from Mrs. Noceda, wanting to surprise her.
Amity had already burned through all of Luzâs Good Witch Azura DVDs (which brought about slideshow nights that she and Luz put together, subjecting the rest of them to the intricacies of each convoluted plot point of both books and movies).Â
Gus had been sitting through the special features, trying to understand how theyâd accomplished the visual effects of one of them, when Amity brought it up again.
She peered over Veeâs game on the Swap before sitting down to watch the directorâs commentary with Gus.
They did that a lot, quietly hang around each other, sometimes sharing the same space while they did different things. Even though she seemed absorbed in her game, Vee would pipe up with commentary of her own as the movie ran again.Â
âEverythingâs digital now. It doesnât even look like actual magic. Theyâre better off using lighting footage,â Vee said, glancing up briefly.
âI think itâs cute how they try,â Gus said, leaning on the couch arm, his cheek squishing against the cushion, Emmiline curled on top of his head.Â
Gus didnât need to look over to know that Amity was vibrating with the attempt to not jump to the filmâs defense.Â
âAny thoughts, Amity?â Gus asked teasingly.Â
âConnâ!â Vee jumped, seemingly holding her tongue. âConcho, this stupid level.â
âI think,â Amity started, overlooking Veeâs outburst, almost biting out the words, âthat every film can use a healthy dose of criticism.â
Gus very much enjoyed having more friends to tease beyond Willow and Luz.Â
The front door opened, Luz stepping inside looking drained. She dragged her feet over to the couch, dropping her bag beside it and collapsing over the back rest cushions.Â
âHey,â she greeted them weakly. She poked at Amityâs head. âHi, sweet potato.â
Vee paused her game and reached over for Luzâs bag, checking excitedly for new assignments. Amity twisted around to face Luz, a big smile already on her lips.Â
âHey,â she said blushing. It managed to pull a more genuine smile out of Luz. They were cute. It was gross.
Gus turned his attention back to the screen when he saw them lean in for a kiss.Â
âRoom. Get one,â he said overdramatically. That got Veeâs attention, making her look up.
âOh, jeez,â she reached over and threw a pillow over at Luz. Gus handed her another, making them giggle.Â
âWhereâs Willow and Hunter?â Luz mumbled through the pillow.
âBaking,â Gus supplied. âSomething about a healthy distraction.â
Luz hummed, lowering the pillow to peer at the screen.
ââS that Good Witch Azura?â She asked, already knowing the answer and resting her cheek on top of Amityâs head.
âNope, because you have two projects due,â Vee said, pulling out rubric sheets from the bag. âCome on.â
Luz pouted with a look that said canât you do it for me? It was fascinating to see a side to Luz that hated schoolwork. Vee was learning to read Luzâs expressions, because she only said, âMamĂĄ said Iâm not allowed to do your homework anymore.â
âFine.â
They went upstairs, Vee taking the steps two at a time and Luz trailing behind grumbling about burnout and how school is pointless.
âHey, Gus?â Amity started as Gus got up to put the DVD away. It was no use trying to watch it with Luz home, sheâd only use it as an excuse to sneak away from her homework.Â
âWhatâs up?â
âDo you remember what I said at the library?â
âUh, about the catalog system being overly complicated?â
âWell, that too, but no. About, umâŠâ
Illusions.
âOh, yeah, yeah.â
âIs it still cool? For you to teach me?â
âYeah, absolutely,â he said brightening. âWe can start right away if you want. Itâs not like the crystal thing can be running while Luz still has homework.â
âSo, where do we start?â
âLight spells,â he said. Amity made a face and Gus could practically read her mind: baby spells. There was a reason people back home didnât take Illusions seriously. He produced a prism out of light, a visual aid for Amity. âI know, I know. But Illusions are about optics. Theyâre projections, light that our eyes pick up. Therefore, we go back to baby spells.â
He saw Amityâs face shift, actively changing gears, a new perspective taking place. Like sheâd just accepted a new challenge.
âGet the basics right and youâll be creating hi-def party tricks in no time,â he finished after playing with the light spectrum for a second longer.
When it came to Illusions, Gus had a natural intuition, years of practice guiding him through the motions, but he knew it was hard. He also knew that without a good foundation, Illusions would crumble, become see-through, lose saturation. So, if he was going to teach Amity, he would demand near perfection from her. But Amity was going to meet him right where he was, ever the pupil striving towards overachievement.
Hunter was sleeping, which was frankly a miracle. Willow had insisted they let him be, but Gus knew he slept like a rock. When he was severely sleep deprived that is, which was most of the time these days.Â
So Gus put it to the test, for the sake of levity. He drew up a mini-Gus, who hopped around Hunterâs head and blew raspberries at him.
âRude,â Willow giggled. âDonât wake him.â
Gus snorted. Mini-Gus put his hands on his hips, turning to Willow, his eyebrows dramatically raised. âWake him?â He whisper-shouted, moving to his ear and shoving his head inside. âWake him!?â His voice seemed to echo. Hunter didnât stir, not even a little.
Amityâs expression had gone from amusement to awe as she watched mini-Gus balance on Hunterâs nose.Â
âHow do you do that?â Amity asked, her eyes lighting up as mini-Gus began to hum a Mr. Galaxy song. Hunter had clung to the bardâs music ever since that weekend. Gus knew most of them by heart at this point.
âPatience, young grasshopper,â Gus said mystically, like in the fighting movies Camila fell asleep to. âResonance comes with practice. Youâll get there.â
âWe should really let him rest,â Willow said with a giggle as mini-Gus swung around Hunterâs loose lock of hair. He needed a haircut. âPlus, Vee wanted to show us something today.â
It was something called Tarot, the human version of oracles. Amity wasnât thrilled, but she listened politely. Gus and Willow bombarded her with questions as Hunter slept soundly on the couch, the coffee table beholding their set-up.Â
Gus loved how humans created different ways to understand the world around them and retain a sense of control. Control over fate and the smallest inconvenience during the day, an explanation for senseless things. Taking comfort in knowing. Vee just said it was only human to want those things.
âHowâd you learn all of this?â Willow asked her, which made her blush slightly.
She waved a bashful hand. âI, uh, have this really cool friend. I met them at camp, we havenât talked much since Luzâand you guysâarrived back, uh, here. Theyâre really into all this human witchy stuff.â
âCan you do a reading?â Gus asked, resisting the urge to inspect a card.
âIâm still learning, but Masha taught me about the Past Present Future spread at camp. They called it an âoverall vibe checkâ.âÂ
âSounds fun,â Willow said, looking over at Amity.
âTheyâre harmless, right?â Amity asked.
âAs far as I know,â Vee said, shuffling the cards in her hands. âAlright, letâs see.â
The first card on the table was the Six of Cups.
âAlright, cool. Cups usually revolve around friendship and community. But this one is also like nostalgia, like the joy of being a kid and feelings of togetherness. Itâs a good first pull, I think itâs like the history of your friendship.â
âYeah, I can see that,â Willow said, looking between Gus and Amity. Amity smiled, linking their arms together.
The next card was The Devil.
âOh, okay,â Vee frowned. âThis is one of the important ones. It doesnât have to be terrible, itâs like an anchor or a tether, the things that make usâŠvulnerable. But, uh, itâs also stuff like obsession, miscommunication, detachment. I wouldnât say it's dangerous, just easy to spiral out of control. Slippery slopes, stuff like that. Maybe.â
âSounds familiar,â Gus said, looking over to Hunterâs sleeping figure.
 The last card was the Three of Pentacles.
âOkayâŠokay, yeah,â Vee nodded to herself. âThis oneâs also about what keeps us on this plane. Unity, success, collaboration. Projection towards the future. So, if I got this right, everything will be alright, after some trials and tribulation.â
âSo, this is the past, present, and future?â Amity asked, pointing at the respective cards.
âMore or less.â
âOkay, so the Human Realm is our current trial, right? Thatâs our present?â Gus asked, somewhat hopeful. If this was the worst of it, it wouldnât be that bad. And things would be okay soon enough, the next phase would be success.
âMaybe,â Vee shrugged. âIt could also be further ahead. These are kinda like impressions. The Six of Cups could be closer than you might think and the Three of Pentacles, further. I couldnât be sure.â
âSo, we have looming trials?â
âWell, thatâs ominous,â Amity said.
âDonât love that,â Gus said, peering over the Devil card. It looked like one of the portraits of principals past at Hexside. The guy before Bump.
âSounds like our luck,â Hunter grumbled from the couch, startling Vee and Amity who had their backs to him.
âBut with a successful outcome,â Vee said, trying to sound optimistic.
âItâs even kinda sweet,â Willow said, picking up the Six of Cups.
âHow far in the future was this again?â Gus asked.
Vee just shrugged.
âWell, itâs not like human witchcraft is a thing, right? You said thereâs no magic in these cards,â Amity said, negotiating with herself how seriously to take the reading.
âItâs not the kind of magic I can eat, but the Human Realm can be spooky sometimes. I couldnât tell you for sure.âÂ
âDonât love that,â Gus said again.
âÂĄMira pa'llĂĄ!â Camila said, rather astonished. She'd been digging through the basement, looking for a vacuum nozzle, when she found a box labeled âapa uni.â
âGus! Here, take this upstairs,â she said, handing him the box. âI think I saw the nozzle bag, un segundito.â
âWhatcha got there?â Luz peered over his shoulder, making him and the box jump.
âOpen it!â Camila called from downstairs.
They set the box on the living room floor. Luz sat cross-legged, popping open the flaps.
âHoly smokes,â Luz said, holding up a small rectangular box. Gus got closer, inspecting the image on the side. It was something with a close likeness to demons from the Toes, the words Monster of the Dark Lake across the picture.
âWhat is it?â Gus asked. It looked like a huge cassette, with a solid color casing. Heâd never seen one in such great condition, undamaged by the Boiling Sea. Heâd never been clear on its function, as none of the teen magazines he had scavenged ever seemed to mention them.
âItâs a VHS,â Luz said, digging through the box and stacking similar cases to the side. âItâs like an old DVD.â
The cases had titles like Modern Prometheus and The Man Wolf.Â
âTheyâre my old monster movies,â Camila said, setting the nozzles on the couch and sitting down next to Luz. âYour dad hated them. âThe effects are so cheap, Cami.ââ Camila smiled fondly.
âDo we have a VHS player?â
âI think I saw it on the top shelf down there,â Camila mused, âbut thereâs no guarantee itâs working.â
âWe gotta set it up.â
âYou donât have homework?â
âIâm all caught up, just some math exercises.â
âFinish Math, then weâll see about the VHS player.â
âAy, ma.â
ââAy, maâ nada. Homework first.â
âYeah, okay.â
Gus lived vicariously through Luz in these moments, he suspected Willow and Amity did too. Heâd give anything to hear his dad tell him to fold his laundry or to not leave his shoes in the living room.
It was hard not to miss him.
As Luz got up to presumably finish her school work, Camila got Gusâs attention with a nudge.Â
âWhy donât you fetch the VHS player for me? It looks like a stereo, but with a slot this size in the middle,â she said, holding up one of the plastic cases.
âSure thing, Camila,â Gus said with the best smile he could manage.
He spotted the machine Camila was talking about easily enough, but he wasnât good enough at juggling to spell it down unscathed. He peeked outside, finding Willow with her sun hat and gloves, working on Camilaâs garden. It was really Willowâs, but sheâd never call it that.
âHey, Gus,â she smiled, wiping her brow with the back of her hand, smearing a streak of dirt across her forehead.
âHey, Willow. Could you help me with something inside?â
âSure thing,â she said, dusting herself off.
Willow spelled the random objects that buried the VHS player and Gus was able to spell it down without incident. He really wanted to avoid further damage to the old thing.Â
âOh, Titan, wait, help.â Gus hadnât expected its actual weight, having grabbed it by the edge of one side and his hands dipping to the ground.
âOh! Here,â Willow quickly scrambled for the other side, narrowly saving it. âThat was close. What was this thing again?â
âA VHS player,â Gus said, leading them to the living room. âIt shows whatâs on those cases, like disc movies. This is a lot older apparently.â
âI think I saw one of these at the Owl House,â Amity said, walking over with her bowl of breakfast in hand. âEda said sheâd seen it in theaters over thirty years ago.â
âI donât think my dads had met yet by then,â Willow mused.
âYikes,â Gus said. âEdaâs ancient.â
âBet you wouldnât say that to her face,â Willow challenged playfully.
Gus laughed. âNo, I wouldnât. I like being an unmauled child.â
âSo, weâre watching thirty year old movies?â Amity asked, peering at the cases.
âI think these are older,â Willow said, inspecting the back of one.
âOnly if Luz finishes her school work,â Gus informed Amity.
âI see,â Amity smiled knowingly. âSo, does the player work? Itâs old, right?â
âCamila said weâd have to check. She didnât seem too sure.â
âIâm sure I could get it working, if anything,â Amity said. âDad messed around with a lot of engineering stuff for his Abominations. It canât be too different from that.â
âOh, wow, that looks like a dinosaur,â Vee said, leaning against the back of the couch. âWhere are the cables?â
âWhat cables?â
âYâknow, the ones it needs to run electricity through it and for the image to appear on the TV.â
âIt was just this.â
âMom mustâve put it away separately, Iâll ask,â Vee said, looking around the house. The cleaning machine roared from upstairs, giving away Camilaâs location. âBe right back.â
âWhereâs Hunter?â Willow asked, looking around.
âBathroom. Something about shaving his head,â Gus said.
âWhat?!â
âScout haircut, apparently,â Gus shrugged.
âSomeone should stop him,â Amity said, visibly resisting the urge to laugh.
âHeâs probably done already,â Gus said, feeling only a little guilty over how hilarious he found Willowâs horror-stricken face.
âHunter!â Willow rose to her feet and jogged to the bathroom. âDrop the scissors!â
Willow came back with a clean forehead and a red face. âHe said heâd be right out.â
It turned out Hunter hadnât shaved his head, it was shorter on the top than it used to be, but no bald head. They dragged him into their quest for the VHS cables, turning the rest of their late morning into what was feeling like a wild goose chase.
Camila said it shouldâve been near the VHS player itself, but no such luck. Their mark was a plastic bag labeled âcablesâ with magic marker. There was nothing magic about it, but Gus loved the name. While fruitless on the bag front, Gus found it to be a wonderfully bountiful search, with treasures of all kinds. Heâd unconsciously made a âkeepâ pile, much like the ones he did when he sorted through the artifacts that washed up in the Isles.
âGuys?â Luz called from upstairs. âWhere is everyone?â
âDown here!â Amity called back.
âWoah, okay,â Luz ducked down to survey her friends, strewn across the cluttered basement. âWhat are you all doing down here?â
âLooking for the VHS cables. Ma said they were down here.â
âWhat, the bag that says cables?â
âYeah.â
Luz picked up something by her foot. âIs it this?â She opened it and sneezed, a layer of dust scattering and hanging in the air. Luz wiped her nose, peeking inside the bag. âI think itâs this. It has the red-yellow-white cables.â
They had a new problem: the cables were too outdated.Â
Luz and Vee were looking online to see if they could find the adapter they needed.
âYâknow, it would suck if after all this, the VHS player just didnât work at all,â Vee said as she scrolled through the laptop.
âDonât speak that into existence,â Luz waved her off. âHow about tech places in Gravesfield?â
âHereâs the number,â Vee said.
âNot it!â Luz brought her index to the tip of her nose. Ever since theyâd been back in the Human Realm, Luz had exhibited new behaviors, like being back home made her remember human customs sheâd neglected in the Demon Realm. Vee narrowed her eyes at Luz.
âUgh, fine. Iâll call.â
By the time Vee had finished the call, Hunterâd gone to pick up the adapter, and everything was connected, the sun had already set. The player turned on, seemingly functional.
âImagine the tapes are damaged,â Luz said as she slipped the case into the machine.
âIf they donât work, itâs your fault for manifesting it,â Vee said, taking her place on the couch.Â
âIâll get Camila,â Hunter said as the tape rewound.
âThis has to be some sort of miracle,â Luz said in awe, sitting next to Amity. The screen displayed the word play on a blue screen and the movie began to play. âMA! HUNTER! Hurry!â
The movie itself was fine, but Gus was intrigued with the illusions used. Camila said it was make-up and prosthetics for the monsters and light effects for the fantastical scenery. Gus was delighted to hear humans also used light to create their special effects, though it looked very different from what he could do.Â
But he was settling his sights on the next hill to overcome: after he felt heâd mastered his sleights, he was going to look into monster make-up, that being closer to the creativity he was used to with his own illusions.
âPsst, Gus,â Amity whispered as the credits rolled. He looked over to find a small illusion in her hand. A slightly crude recreation of the creature from the film. It couldnât move and the saturation was a little overdone, but it was an illusion. âI thought Iâd give it a try.â
âAmity, thatâs awesome! Look at this little guy, you even got the gills!â
Luz looked over, eyes widening at the figure in Amityâs hand. âYou made that?â
âItâs just practice,â Amity shrugged, blushing.
âLook at you, multitracking!â Luz threw her arms around her. âIâm so proud of you!â
Amity smiled fondly. âThanks,â she said, but she was looking at Gus.
He shot her a wink, more than happy to be able to help his friend.














