Working with a large legacy codebase, deeper knowledge of datastructures and coding in non-Unity C#, more knowledge of .Net sockets and generally the kind of stuff that someone who’s been doing software engineering for a few years would know. I can work on them on my own, but I have no idea if the skills I develop doing that would be comparable to those they want.

owligator replied to your post:Didn’t get the job - two interviews in (of 5... aw man im sorry wtf :( i hope you have better luck next time!!! i believe in you!!

In all honesty I think certain things about romantic relationships don’t actually make sense when you think about them but we were raised to expect them to work a certain way (if that makes sense)

Dude. Left handed desks are always in the shittiest part of the classroom.

I actually write right-handed. Which I guess is like the most common deviation from lef-handedness. I think somebody stuck a pencil in my right hand was like “this is how you write.”  

I am another artist struggling with a long inability to draw. I’m really sorry. Please message me if you want to talk and you’d think it’d be helpful 

for what its worth this post made me giggle even though I’m having a pretty shitty day too (pun unintended)

I am so glad!

I get this response to my toilet humor a lot.

And I love it.

Because I really do think that there are things you just have to laugh at, and things that come out of your ass are one of them.

I understand it's not everyone's sort of humor, or post (I didn't tag this one as humor because it wasn't quite intended as such, but it could certainly be taken that way) so I try to tag it as much as I possibly can.  Because I don't want to just gross people out.

But farts?  Shit?  Butt pills?  Totally hilarious in my book and when they all go together like that... plus honestly having a bad day that involves things that come out of or go into your butt, just makes the bad day more epic and therefore more funny to read or write about.  Something about butts and bowels makes things more epic in general.

I know, I know, I have the sense of humor of a 13-year-old boy, but there are worse senses of humor to have.  Especially when you have a disability that requires dealing with disgusting things on an everyday basis.  I have a staff person where we actually sit there and try to top each other with gross descriptions of my bile when we're burping it out of my g-tube.  

At some point she started calling the clogs in my j-tube 'tapeworms' because they're long and thin when we pull them out.  And the other day, another staff person saw me pull out about five at a time into a syringe, and then she was like "It's a whole family!  Look, there's a mommy and a daddy and a few babies..."  And like... this is how I survive the utter grossness that is my feeding tube at times. 

Rule 1: Always post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you wrote and write 11 new ones

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post

Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

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1) What are you currently listening too? The hum of my laptop and fridge in the kitchen accompanied by the tapping of my laptop keys.

2) Any food you are craving rn? I have fed, all is safe for now c:

3) What time do you normally fall asleep? It really varies a lot. That's probably why I'm always tired. >.>

4) Favorite game atm? Mass Effect. All of them. Always.

5)What is your OTP? Femshep and Garrus, leave me alone, it just really makes me happy

6) If money was no option and you LIKE to cosplay, who would you choose? I couldn't just choose one, I'd pick a ton. I'd be Chell, a human GLaDOS maybe, Elizabeth, Weiss, Elsa, and a million others I can't pick off the top of my head. Mostly I just kinda wanna do a bunch of couple cosplays with my friends

7) Favorite number? We'll go with 4

8) What is your phone’s model? It's a galaxy with a number I can't remember c:

9) Favorite shirt? Since it's cold probably my black and gray stripe-y shirt with the hood and my N7 hoodie

10) Are you on a lapto, desktop, phone, ect right now? Laptop and iPad

11) Favorite smell? I honestly don't know the answer to this question lol