Zayn points a stern finger at Louis and says, over the top of his beer, "You need to get laid." He's curled up in the deep seated armchair Louis had found on Freecycle last year, his wiry body wrapped in a Disney princess-themed blanket.
"You could get Grindr," Liam chimes in.
Louis almost rolls his eyes at the absurdity of the suggestion. "I have a five year old daughter," he replies, clutching his mug of tea. "I'm not getting Grindr."
The one where Louis is new to Grindr, Harry loves wearing quirky outfits, and Ziam are always around to convince Louis to take a chance at life. Featuring Harry's terrible jokes, Louis as a single parent, and glittery drawings of swamp monsters.