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ANISSA BV: “Anissa Bennet-Vayne, speaking.”

ELYSIA: “It’s just so frustrating being told that I don’t belong here all because I don’t fit YOUR standards. There’s more than one way to be a Bad Girl!” DEVON: “Honestly? It takes a lot of strength to put up with that shit every day, so I look up to you for that, Elysia. Being able to all those hits everyday while still holding your ground and looking pretty doing so? That takes a bad bitch. So fuck em, yknow?”  ELYSIA: “Thank you, Devon... really, I appreciate this.” DEVON: “You know what? Why don’t you come out with us to brunch? We’re trying to leave before Tweedle A and Tweedle B come back.” ELYSIA: “Are you sure that would be okay?? I’m not sure how Elizabeth and Ruth feel about me...”

ELYSIA: “And nobody was talking to you two either in the first place, yet here you are! You’re both such jealous, hating ass bitches, it’s sad!” ANISSA: “Jealous? JEALOUS?! Of what, bitch?! Not being able to stand up for myself?! Girl, please!” ELYSIA: “I’ve BEEN standing up on my own! Unlike you, I don’t need some annoying ass lap dog trying to fight for me!” ANISSA: “Bitch, you better watch your mouth or-” ELYSIA: “Or WHAT?! You’re gonna sick your ratdog on me again?!” SCARLETT: “KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE, BITCH! STOP TRYING TO ACT LIKE YOU’RE ON OUR LEVEL WHEN YOU’RE NOT!” ELYSIA: “KNOW MY PLACE? Bitch, know yours! I am ABOVE you in every motherfucking way, shape, and form! Yeah, I’m not on your level, because YOU TWO ARE BENEATH ME! Look at ME, and look at YOU! You bitches can’t even COMPARE!” DEVON: “YES, BITCH, YOU TELL EM!!” 

To Be Continued...

ELYSIA, talking head: Anissa, Yasmine, and Scarlett are The Rats. They scurry around the house while nobody’s looking and just won’t seem to leave you alone. ELYSIA: “Those three are The Rats! They’ve earned their title! I’ve been thinking about even calling the exterminator. We have a Rat problem in the house!” ELIZABETH: “Oh my god, that is HILARIOUS!!” RUTH: “Girl, you’re SO RIGHT! Have you been calling them that this entire time??” ELYSIA: “Basically. That’s why those three don’t even bother me! As if I’d let myself be bullied out of the house by some VERMIN. Fuck that.” DEVON: “AMEN, BITCH, AMEN!!”