Reasons why Asmodeus should stay king of hell, a shittily written list of indulgence and propaganda (Praise Asmodeus!)
1. My non-OC OTP: Asmodeus x Mephistopheles, is sexiest when mephistopheles gets put in his place. (Which needs Asmodeus being a higher rank)
2. Asmodeus is sexy (the art by kooks I shared awhile ago)
3. Asmodeus is smart (he outsmarted heaven in their own court...)
4. Asmodeus is strong (one billion examples here)
5. Asmodeus is a greater deity (sexy)
6. He's just a cute gigantic snake... He's never done anything wrong ever (ignore the many awful things he's done)
7. He's playing 5d chess while everyone else plays connect four while drunk
8. Pretty snek
9. Mephistopheles hateboner must stay strong
10. Because I said so
- Asmodeus propagandist (totally not Xy)
Hail Asmodeus! Hail the Great Serpent!
You speak the truth, totally not Xy. As part of the joint propaganda campaign, I will quote this vision of Asmodeus from HWLL:
The Great Serpent wriggled through the cosmos, worlds, planets and souls and beyond. This great cosmic maw, the great eater, capable to force rip the fabric of space and time, to erase reality, to shatter it into trillions of tiny particles, to consume quadrillions of whining fleas, you included.
You could not comprehend the true form of the Great Serpent. To look upon him and comprehend his scope was to have one's humanity extinguished like a candle flame.
What have you ever known of power? The crown, the weave, the magic itself, it was all nothing compared to the primordial cradle, the original sin, the seed of evil in every being that can breathe as long as it is forced to breathe. Every existence started not with bliss, but with a scream of agonizing pain.
Every vice, every lie, every sin slaked the Great Serpent, and he multiplied them in return. The Great Serpent loves us all. Without our multitudes, he is nothing, and we are nothing without him.
