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REMEMBER THAT FUSION MEME I TOOK REQUESTS FOR BACK IN *looks at watch* January 30th 2018? 

WELL I DO.

AND HERE THEY ARE! NOW I CAN FINALLY PUT THAT FILE IN MY DONE FOLDER AND MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE. 

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Pitch Perfect (Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chloe Beale/Beca Mitchell, Stacie Conrad/Aubrey Posen Characters: Beca Mitchell, Chloe Beale, Stacie Conrad, Fat Amy (Pitch Perfect), Aubrey Posen, Tom (Pitch Perfect), Jessica (Pitch Perfect), Ashley (Pitch Perfect), Cynthia-Rose Adams Summary:

*WARNING: ADULT CONTENT AND POINTLESS SMUT*

When I saw the prompt for Day 5 was ‘First Time/Future’, I decided, what better time to write my first smut piece? It’s late because I was overly ambitious and tried to get it done in one day but after two all-night writing sessions, it is finally here. 

If you don’t like smut or pwp, then this ain’t for you chief - but do feel free to check out the rest of my fics, which are more fluff than anything else! 

Read it here!  Hope you enjoy :)

Finished my gift for BFCAS!

To: @bfcas

Okay, so I am so sorry for going missing just as I was starting but it’s because I did that thing where I started like ten different things and I’ve only just finished one. I’m a human disaster basically. 

ANYWAY, here is the next installment in my post-it note series! Hope you enjoy and feel free to check out my other works at FF.net and Ao3!

Stacie to Aubrey

“Next!”

As the previous acapella auditionee hopeful scuttled off stage, Aubrey sighed and leant into Chloe who was busy scribbling some notes down on her page. She scanned the page, seeing a few names written out in Chloe’s neat script: there was ‘blonde smiley girl (Jessica?)’, ‘great voice unfortunate cardigan’, ‘not a dude’, ’Fat Amy?’ and then finally- in capital letters and underlined- ‘SHOWER GIRL’.

Aubrey shook her head slightly at the disarray of auditionees they were considering, knowing that if Alice were to look at their efforts now, she would give such a stare that Aubrey would most definitely repeat puke gate and give the Trebles yet another reason to mock her.

“What are we going to do?” Aubrey muttered, as Tommy and Justin fetched the next singer from the wings. Chloe turned to her, pausing in her circling ‘SHOWER GIRL’ to smile reassuringly at her friend.

“Don’t worry, it’ll be okay.” She finished the circle on the page with a knowing smile. “I’m sure of it.”

Aubrey peered at her suspiciously but before she could question just quite how Chloe knew that, or indeed just who ‘shower girl’ even was, Tommy called out, “Bellas, look alive!” prompting the two Bella captains to turn their attention back to the stage.

A tall, insanely attractive brunette with the longest legs Aubrey had ever seen on a human sashayed onto the stage, a natural and beautiful smile on her face as she looked down at the two Bella captains sat on the front desk. Aubrey and Chloe shared a pointed look, knowing that if the girl could at least hold a tune then she would definitely be in because she just screamed Bella woman; beautiful and confident.

There was something about her that Aubrey felt a little mesmerised about, but she just put it down to finally seeing someone with that perfect bikini ready body she had been so desperate to find. For the team. Right, for the Bellas. It was nothing to do with the long brown hair or the skinny jeans or the salacious wink that was thrown her way as the girl took her place in the centre of the stage.

Nothing to do with that at all.

The girl was okay. Could hold a tune… Sort of. But it was more the roaming hands she seemed to possess that stood out to Aubrey, who just sat and watched the whole audition with a wide eyed stare and a dry mouth.

She didn’t even notice when Chloe frowned confusedly at her, her attention bolted dead ahead to the tall beautiful brunette. It was only a sharp elbow to the ribs that brought Aubrey out of her trance and as she looked to her left, a “What the hell Chloe?” already in her throat, it was clear why she had been elbowed. Chloe held up her own clapping hands in a prompt that Aubrey gratefully took and begin to clap along with the rest of the room.

Aubrey watched the tall girl walk off the stage, (definitely not checking out those legs and where they led in those jeans) waiting until she was completely offstage before leaning over and tapping the space beneath ‘SHOWER GIRL’ in Chloe’s notebook.

“Write her down. She was perfect.” Aubrey nodded, her tapping on the paper not ceasing until Chloe put her pen to it instead.

“For the Bellas?” Chloe smirked, writing down ‘Legs’ on the blank line, and Aubrey shook her head a little to knock some sense into her before she leant back in her chair.

“Right. Yeah, perfect for the Bellas.” Aubrey murmured, looking onto the now empty stage. She sighed, her mind still running over roaming hands and targeted winks.

“Pass me the profiles please C?” Aubrey asked, holding her hand out to her left without taking her eyes from the stage. Chloe rolled her eyes, knowing her best friend well enough to know when she was crushing and also knowing that it meant Aubrey would find it hard to focus on anything else, as proven from the way she didn’t even notice Chloe just hold out the profile of a certain Stacie Conrad.

Aubrey brought the paper to her face and dropped her eyes to the page, her breath instantly catching at the photo of the beautiful girl smiling back up at her. Well partially smiling at her.

It was partly obscured by a pink post-it note that Aubrey was quick to snatch off in order to look at the photo fully, a small smile playing on her lips as she looked at the girl’s amazing stormy blue eyes and inhumanly perfect bone structure- seriously, there was no way this girl was of this earth.

After a moment, Aubrey put the paper back on the desk and looked down at the post-it still held in her hand. She unfolded it and turned slightly away from Chloe as she read it.

‘Hey Blondie. I know I was trash. But wanna take me out? ;) Stacie’

Aubrey held in the laugh that was a mix of amusement and disbelief at the cheesy pick up line from the beautiful girl as she ran her finger over the phone number at the bottom of the note.

Aubrey felt her heart skip. She literally couldn’t believe it. This insanely beautiful girl was asking her out? She must’ve died of embarrassment at the last ICCA finals and gone to heaven.

I MISSED GETTING YOU A COOL B-DAY PRESENT, AND I ALSO FELT LIKE MODELING, SO TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE?

((OOC: WHAT A NICE SPRING BREAK.

SO FOR THE THIRD TIME, I got to meet @se7en-siblings and @askboompom, along with my BFFs, @asktehbowz and @askthetoadstools, with a special westside guest, @askpeachycare/@bfcas that I got to meet for the first time! ;v; (who was literally? as A+ as I knew they’d be)

We chilled out in Houston for a week, went to the boardwalk, Escape Room, cooked some stuff, got some ramen, and had a snazzy time!