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Needle: You have an impressive pain tolerance.  Gaty: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Saw: Change is inedible.  Barf Bag: Don’t you mean inevitable?  Saw, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t.

Needle: Have I ever told you that you cook well?  Pin: Awww, no, you haven't!  Needle: So why do you keep cooking?

Pin: The floor is lava!  Saw: *helps Barf Bag onto the counter*  Needle: *kicks Coiny off the sofa*  Gaty: *lays on the floor*  Pin: ...Are you okay?  Gaty: No.

Coiny: What is your favourite mythical story?  Donut: The Story Of My Will To Live.  Coiny: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.

Coiny: Ow!  Gaty: What’s wrong?  Coiny: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.  Gaty: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

Pin: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.  Pin, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

Donut: Any idiot would know that.  Coiny: I knew that!  Donut: See?

Coiny: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.  Needle: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!

Gaty: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.  Saw: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.  Gaty: They're not.  Saw: Haha, very funny.  Gaty: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?  Saw: No... what happened?  Gaty: ...Why would you fall for this again-

*out grocery shopping*  Gaty: *takes a free sample twice*  Gaty: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

Donut: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.  Pin: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.  Gaty: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.  Saw: You guys are fucking terrifying.

Saw: *is visibly upset*  Gaty: Saw, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

Woo corny scenario okay so like this is a cheesy ship scenario lol if you like that stuff then you can keep reading :’)

[apologies for any errors in my English]

Saw: Two brooooos!  Gaty: Chillin' in a hot tub!  Saw: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!  Gaty: Saw: Gaty: *tearing up*  Saw: Babe, c'mon...  Gaty: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. 

Gaty: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-  Saw: It was me...  Gaty: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Gaty: Saw, we all pitched in and got you a leash.

Saw: What? What makes you think I need one of those?

Book, Lollipop and Taco: We lost you in the aisles of fucking 7/11.

Taco: *chokes on something*  Lollipop: Jeez, Taco, don't die on us.  Taco: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

*Gaty is casually searching around the room*  Lollipop: Hey Gaty, what’re you looking for?  Gaty: My will to live.  *Saw walks into the room*  Gaty: Oh, there it is.

Lollipop: Truth or dare?  Saw: Dare.  Lollipop: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.  Saw: Hey Taco?  Taco, blushing: Yeah?  Saw: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Gaty.

Book: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?  Lollipop, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

Gaty: Blue M&Ms are the best.  Book: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?  Gaty: What about it? They are.  Book: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!  Book: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!  Gaty: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!  Lollipop: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.  Saw: I like the yellow ones.  Gaty and Book: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Gaty: I give up. I am so tired.  Lollipop: Get the emergency supply!  Book: *carries Saw and places them in front of Gaty*  Saw: *smiles*  Gaty: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

Book: You're a lying piece of shit!  Gaty: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!  Taco: I'm leaving and I'm taking Saw with me!  Lollipop, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

Lollipop: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.  Taco, Book, Gaty, and Saw: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Taco: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.  Lollipop: You mean you stabbed them?  Taco: They ran into my knife.

Taco: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.  Gaty: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.  *Saw walks in*  Gaty: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Saw: I need to dye my hair.  Book: ...  Saw: Or get another tattoo.  Book: ...  Saw: Or a new piercing.  Book: Why?  Saw: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.