#bf!alistar

Alistar: Let's not sink this one-- Ren: Let the waters take us home! Alistar: --just don't set this one on fire this time, that's the whole reason we got stranded on the shore in the first place. Ren: Good point, yes (takes damage from bridge) Alistar: Steady my liege, head down! Ren: Oh-oh, bumped my head there, but that's fine-- Alistar: I didn't call that one out, my bad. Ren: Alright, my good man Alistar, we'll sail back to the kingdom, I'm gonna (yawns) I think I might have a nap, y'know, it's been quite a day, and I'm quite old. You wouldn't mind, taking the wheel? Alistar: Not to worry, my liege. Ren: You'll wake me up when we get there, won't you? Alistar: Sleep well my king, sleep well.

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Something something treebark

Alistar supporting bf!Apo after coming out is absolutely canon you absolutely can not convince me otherwise

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"[Cherri] I can do that..." "[Ren] INCREDIBLE! "[Eloise] Woww.!" "[Alistar, to Ren, whispered] Honey, she.."

On the one hand, Alistar has been travelling with the king for a while, so he'd need to stay more alert at night AND during the day, so he's probably pretty tired.

On the other hand, we know that Alistar became a moon knight faster than anyone else had. She sped through quite a lot of the training, probably. And I'd imagine the strange sleeping habits they have are probably the MOST difficult to get used too.