TEXT 🔪 SAMJ
CJ: SOOOOO I just finished a whole bottle of rum and I'm looking for someone who'll let me stab my knife between their fingers to prove I have amazing dexterity all the time, and I think YOU would be the perfect guy for the job, Sammy-Wammy! Come on, it won't hurt. Much. 😘
CJ: I'm kidding, it won't hurt because I never miss.
















