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April 2020 Book Review - Quarantine Brain Fry Edition
This month of quarantine was much more challenging for me that last March... I suppose because weāre really in the throws of it, and theĀ āextended spring breakā feel has worn off. Between general World Anxieties and the incredible challenges of trying to adapt my work into an online setting, my brain has been absolute mush -- and I have a feeling Iām not the only one. Most of my books this month are either very easy reads (comics and childrenās novels) or rereads or both! Honestly, Iāve been playing a lot more Animal Crossing than I have been reading...
So the theme for this month of reading? Treat your brain to a rest, and go reread that favourite comic or picture book or graphic novel from when you were a kid. We donāt have libraries or book stores at the moment, so dig deep into your shelf for something you love that you havenāt touched in a while. Hereās what I read:
Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and the Mystery of the Grande Chateau
Iām going to start with best and most unexpected book that I read this month (although this is actually a New Book and not a reread, so maybe itās a bad start). Itās a Hardy Boys parody novel, and yes itās by the Game Grumps. The only reason I even found out it existed was because my brother heard about it and we decided that this would be our next Sibling Read Aloud. It made a greatĀ read aloud. I was rather skeptical at first, but it was genuinely very clever and very, very funny. There characters were fucking delightful, as they bumbled their way through the mystery, and we ended up accidentally reading almost half the book in one sitting because we couldnāt put it down once we got to endgame. If you like satire and Classic Youth Mystery then do yourself a favour and give this a go. I am desperate for a sequel.
ISHI: Simple Tips from a Solid Friend
A picture book that was recommended to some of the local elementary children who are dealing with isolation from school and their friends. Its beauty is in its simplicity. It shows Ishi, a very simple white stone, experience challenges that it must then find ways to cope with. Things like loneliness, feeling empty or scared, being sad... all things children (and adults, I very much appreciated this little story) may be experiencing. This is definitely a picture book, not a self-help book, but itās still very encouraging and makes me want to go and create my own Ishi. Thereās a reading of it is online, and if youāre feeling like having a solid stone friend reassure you, I would recommend going to listen to it!
Bone 1-5
So, the first in my long list of books that I reread: Iāve started rereading the Bone series for the first time in years. Hands down one of my all time favourite graphic novel series. If you havenāt read Bone, itās a classic and one of the best example of American graphic novels imho. Itās about Fone Bone and his cousins who, after being driven out of Boneville by Phoney Boneās money-grubbling stunts, have found themselves across a desert and in a strange, fantastical valley where nothing makes sense. The three of them get drawn into the strange mysteries and adventures of Thorn, her grandmother, and the village of Barrelhaven. Such a perfect blend of beautiful art, comedy and off-the-wall cartoon-level hijinks, as well as really intense, dark adventure and tension as the story unfolds.
Also created this sequence, which may be the funniest two panels ever drawn in a comic
Here Is Greenwood v1
A charmingĀ ā90s manga from my stash that I decided to reread. Honestly one of my favourite feel-good mangas, because itās such a simple, pure, good-hearted slice of life without some of the gimmicks that other manga use. Itās about Kazuya starting at an all-boys school partway into the year, and moving into the schoolās dorms. The entire book is just about him being constantly pestered by the well-meaning characters that share the dorm with him. Itās just goofy and fun, and has the fantastic aesthetic of a goodĀ ā90s manga. Also, it was one of those books that, while technically not ~queer~ was also ~queer enough~ for my deprived teenage soul.
Blood Of Elves
The fourth book of the Witcher series that Iāve finished. Iāll be honest, not my favourite. I really enjoyed the beginning, the whole espionage thing with Dandelion, and then Ciri with Geralt, the Kaer Morhen witchers, and Triss. That was all really fun. It felt like it dragged a lot more though after Ciri joined Yennefer... And yet I love Yennefer as a character, she is hilariously snide and clever and really sweet with Ciri. But it felt like a scene that could have been done in a couple chapters took up half the book. Maybe thatās just because, as I said, my brain was mush and I couldnāt deal with it. I have the next book and as soon as my brain doesnāt look like chicken noodle soup anymore I will be starting it!
The Mouse and the Motorcycle
You know I love a good animal adventure story, and this is one that I adored as a child. The story of Ralph, a young mouse living with his family in a rundown motel, and how he and a young human boy discover that they can understand each other through a shared passion for vehicles... in particular a red toy motorcycle. Thereās just something heartwarming about Ralph racing around a motel on a tiny toy motorcycle that runs when he makes motorcycles noises. Iāll have to find the second one as soon as libraries are open again.
Kit: The Adventures of a Raccoon
Another animal adventure story from my childhood, although this one is more of a chapter book than a true novel. This is a book that Iāve been lowkey hunting for years and finally came across in a school library. Itās a more realistic look at what a raccoonās life is like, from birth to adulthood. Rereading it, itās not a particularly exciting book and wouldnāt have otherwise stood out to me, but thereās still something that calls to me. Itās very gentle and makes this raccoonās growing and learning feel very soft and compassionate, even if there are tragedies and death.
A quick edit because it was only just now that I realized that this is a Canadian lit book!Ā Always exciting to discover that a favourite is Canadian!
Calvin and Hobbes: Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
Calvin and Hobbes, yet one more bullet to add to the list of Comfort Comics that Iāve pulled out to keep my mind entertained while I canāt quite process Proper Novels. I doubt thereās anything I can say about Calvin and Hobbes that hasnāt already been said. Youāve either read these books already, and are nodding along withĀ me, or you havenāt and therefore are not a human being I can relate to.
Spy vs Spy
I dug out some of the old Spy vs Spy comics we had as kids. Theyāre basically falling to pieces, but it was fun -- like so many other books on this list -- to revisit something so familiar but which I havenāt looked at in years. These were a very odd experience to reread, because on one hand Spy vs Spy comics have such a simple, goofy premise itās hard not to just grin and laugh while you read them, but also like... yup they sure are old and kinda ~problematique~ eh? Whatcha gonna do.
The Twisted Ones
The read aloud my brother and I did before Ghost Hunters, although we technically finished reading it at the very end of March, but too late for it to make that book roundup post. Look, Iām not going to defend myself here. Yes, Iāve read an obscene number of Five Nights at Freddyās books. The first one of this series The Silver EyesĀ was honestly better than I would have expected. This sequel was not as good, unsurprisingly, but the main character is still so fucking bizarre, so different than the sort of protagonist I would normally expect from a series like this, that I canāt quite bring myself to stop reading them. And when I had a moment of Realization, about what might be in store for the third book, I genuinely screamed at my brother who was reading at the time. So yes. Somehow this youth horror is better than it has any right to be -- not goodĀ but better than it should be -- and yes I will be reading the third the second the libraries open again.
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
Another reread! This was a book I got as a birthday present when I was in... probably preschool? Itās a cross between a large picture book and a chapter book. Itās essentially aĀ ānovelizationā of the original Disney movie, and it has such cute art to go along with it. Winnie the Pooh has always been a favourite of mine, and reading this old book was like a warm hug. Makes me want to see if I can get my VCR set up so I can watch that old movie again...
Frog and Toad Together
A friend found someone reading this book in a very asmr-style on youtube and recommended I listen because they found it super chill. And they were right! It is ridiculously chill. Iāve never read a Frog and Toad story before, but itās really just a very cute old book that immediately launches you right back into grade one.
The BFG
This is my first time reading the BFG and it has all of Dahlās usual charm and quirkiness. A young girl gets plucked out of an abusive orphanage by the Big Friendly Giant, who brings her to the terrifying Land Of Giants... all of which are bigger and crueller than the BFG, and who have an appetite for human flesh. It was quick and fun, and itās always hard not to fall in love with Dahlās sweet characters, especially this big eared, dream-catching giant.
āRainy Saturdays so often turned out this way. She could hear Mitchell in his room busily opening and closing drawers and making a great display of tidiness. She knew he was trying to make her look extra bad by being extra good. Amy understood this strategy, because she often behaved in exactly the same way.
Amy made a space on her desk where she quickly printed a sign, Welcome to My Mouse Nest, and with her crayons added a picture of a mouse peeking out from a hole with Welcome on a doormat. She taped it to her bedroom door before she closed it and set about straightening her room in a leisurely way. Amy hung up her dress and petticoat and stacked her music neatly on the bed, but somehow the faster Mitchell bustled about in the next room, the slower Amy worked. She was about to straighten her hair things when the sight of the scattered crayons on her desk tempted her to pull a sheet of paper out of a drawer and consider it a moment before she began to draw.
A lovely feeling of peace came over Amy. She drew a square box in the middle of the paper and added dials and knobs and a dozen rubbery-looking arms reaching out from the box. Each arm ended in a claw, and each claw held a picture of something she should have been picking up. One claw held a dollās dress, another a sneaker, a third a plastic hair band. Around the machine she sketched her untidy room. Then she labeled her drawing The Handy-dandy Room Picker-upper, tacked it to her bulletin board, and felt as if she had straightened her room. And someday she really would. She would discard practically everythingāall the old birthday-party favors and broken crayons and outgrown toysāand have a plain bare room like a pioneer girl, a room with a bed, a chair, and one treasured old doll. Keeping a modern room neat was too much work.ā
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