#beta iq

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Tsumugi: Uranium contains 20 billion calories.

Rantaro: A second great reason to not eat uranium!

Himiko: I would never need to eat again...

Miu: HIMIKO, NO!

Tsumugi: She wouldn't. It is true.

Source: unknown

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Kiyo: What could be giving you anxiety?

Shuichi: Um, let’s see... every aspect of my life?!

Source: unknown

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Kokichi: Tall people. If we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. I cannot keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs. I don’t want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you titans.

Kaito: Put on some roller skates and grab onto my jacket, we don’t have all day.

Source: unknown

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Kaede: May I sit there?

Maki: That’s my lap.

Kaede: That doesn’t answer my question, Maki.

Source: unknown

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Rantaro: Tsumugi, There is a time and place for stats. This is not it.

Tsumugi: But I have pie charts.

Source: Big Nate

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Shuichi: Do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?

Kiibo: They’re the ghosts of the bugs you killed.

Shuichi: ... I wish I could unhear that.

Source: tumblr

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"Thank you, cryptids, for all you do."

- Himiko Yumeno

Source: drawfee

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Kokichi: Life was starting to make sense

Kokichi: But then there was a fucking jar of rice at the bus stop for some reason??

Source: unknown

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Miu: Do you ever get that feeling when you look at someone, and your heart skips a beat?

Rantaro: That's called arrhythmia.

Miu: I experience it when I look at you –

Rantaro: You can die from it. We're going to a hospital right now.

Source: tumblr

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"Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my overwhelming anxiety, so..."

- Shuichi Saihara

Source: unknown

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Ryoma: I'm sure you can pull something out of your brain.

Kokichi: I've got the nickname "Rumi," self hatred, and the IQ of a toaster up in here. Things aren't looking good.

Source: me

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