#bertbert

bertbert is the number one character of all time. she’s an alien. she’s an investigative journalist. she’s blue. her most significant ex is someone she never even dated. she gets drunk off of earth’s atmosphere. she tells her best friend to be less reckless and not ten seconds later is imprisoned by a space cult. she once conducted an interview so risky she got brainwashed for 10+ years. one time she had to pretend to be julia roberts on thanksgiving. she’s even named after a patreon subscriber.

There’s an insulting lack of Midnight Burger fanfics and maybe I need to push my sleeves up and get busy because I will genuinely lose my mind if I can’t eventually get some BertLeif alternate timeline work where they actually acknowledged whatever….that was

Is it weird to say that Lauren Grace Thompson’s voice (Amy Stirling, Young Bertbert, etc) is like my favorite voice I’ve ever heard?