Summary: I saw Policeman Kaki and I decided that today would be dorks fighting for one (1) oblivious adorable boi. Feat. Pikachu who is done with this already. For @catsubun / @beriskara because she needs cute.
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Kaki is being awful nice, Satoshi thinks as he locks up the Centre for the evening, the other boy trying very hard to hold a conversation with him. Kaki was a new Police-hopeful that had been assigned to Pallet Town, and Satoshi - as he always would - had greeted the newcomer with open arms.
âThanks for keeping an eye on me,â Satoshi smiles at Kaki, hefting his bag with Pikachu inside, the little mouse giving a tiny squeak, before going back to sleep. âYou really didnât have to,â He says, walking down the street towards the Pokemart.
âSomeone should,â Kaki says modestly, scratching a finger against his cheek as they draw nearer. Satoshi gets his keys out, and Kaki blinks. âYou work here too?â Heâs curious, but Satoshi doesnât notice the frown on his face, intent on unlocking the door.
âMmh? No, but Shigeru does. This is one of the bigger Pokemarts, and heâs left alone most of the time to close up, so I lend him a hand - the Centre doesnât take nearly as much work, so I generally get done about an hour or two before him.â He misses the look on Kakiâs face, opening the door. âDo... you want to join us? Iâm sure Shigeru would really like the help - customers can be a little mean.â
Kaki, meanwhile, is staring at the mess on the floor from spilled product.
âOnly a little?â He questions incredulously. âIf this was outside, Iâd have to arrest someone for vandalism.â Kaki says to Satoshi, disbelieving.
âYou could arrest them inside, but the Jenny clan doesnât usually patrol inside of a building. Weâre supposed to have security for that.â A third voice makes Kaki jump, and he meets eyes with a boy just slightly taller than him, a crooked smirk on his face and an attitude that makes Kaki itch to pull his handcuffs out and arrest him. He strides past Kaki and pulls Satoshi into a hug, kissing his cheek in greeting, much to Kakiâs nonverbal but noticeable irritation. âThey never do, since the customer can do whatever the hell they want.â Satoshi is beaming, bright cheeked and soft pink flush over his skin at the open affection as he looks up at Shigeru with an adoring smile.
Kakiâs stomach does a flip, and after Shigeru has let Satoshi know what he should be okay with doing, the two are left alone. Shigeru draws up close, fingertip pressing against his chest, cocky smirk firmly in place as he gives Kaki a look.
âLetâs make something clear hon.â Shigeru smiles, and itâs not at all nice. âDonât think you have any chance with my Satoshi.â He pulls back, pats Kaki on the head, and walks away, cool as one might please, leaving Kaki furiously scowling after him. Satoshi putters back, arms full of cleaning supplies, when he looks between them. Shigeru is undeterred, still smiling warmly at Satoshi, but Kaki doesnât have the chance to pull his expression into line after that infuriating bratâs words. He sighs, gives them both a look.
âAre you two fighting already?â He complains good-naturedly. Shigeru raises an eyebrow.
âNot that Iâm aware of,â Shigeru says with a smile, pulling the objects out of Satoshiâs hands and planting a kiss to the top of a head. âThanks for finding these for me Sato-chan.â Satoshi turns a pleased pink, and Kaki has to bite a growl from escaping his throat. âI should have the displays cleaned up in about ten minutes, and then all thatâs left is... eugh. The food section.â He pulls a face, and Satoshi pats his arm gently.
âI can at least mop up the mess,â He offers. âIâm used to it, I work at the Centre, remember?â Shigeru shakes his head.
âNo, no, you know how it goes. I need to stop being so squeamish. Just fix up the displays, and if you want, you can spend some time with your friend. Iâll finish up here.â Shigeru offers it out, and Kaki manages to unweld his jaw long enough to speak himself.
âI donât mind staying - there must be something I can do.â Shigeru eyes him, before giving Satoshi a significant look that he feels he missed out on.
âYou any good at cleanliness codes?â He gives a slight shake of the head. âYouâll have to be up to date with it before I can let you clean up anything or fix the displays.â He sounds apologetic, but when Satoshiâs head swivels his way to give a reassuring pat to his arm, Shigeru lets himself smirk at Kaki in challenge.
His right brow twitches. Oh, so thatâs how he wanted to play it.
Since then, Kaki had been a nigh-constant presence in their afternoon visits, stealing Satoshi away after work before Shigeru could get even two words in. Heâd also brought himself up to speed on the codes, and since he got off even earlier than both of them thanks to the labor laws, he would help Satoshi close up for the evening at the Centre, doing his best to make up for the lost time.
But no matter what he did, Satoshi seemed glued to Shigeru, their shared history a hurdle for him to overcome, and Shigeruâs familiarity with him had done more to endear Satoshi to him than Kaki could imagine. Heâs finishing up a display when he overhears them, and he wanders a little closer.
âShige-kun, you donât seem to like Kaki much,â Satoshi is sweeping debris while Shigeru is wiping down each shelf, getting rid of stray chips or broken bits of packaging from where customers had tried to steal stuff.
âMmh? Heâs nice enough, but I think heâs the one who doesnât like me. I mean, Iâve barely seen you in the last couple of weeks, and Iâm starting to miss having my cheerful partner around.â Satoshiâs quiet for a while, and the sound of the broom is all he hears.
âI hadnât noticed,â Satoshi admits shyly. âI didnât mean to leave you out of so much Shige-kun.â The other boy laughs softly, and though Kaki canât see it, heâs sure Shigeru is shaking his head.
âItâs fine Sato-chan, you should be having fun with your friends. But come visit sometime, would you? Eevee is starting to pine for you, and I never made good on that promise to help you learn how to cook that one meal you really liked because of the blackout.â Satoshiâs breath hitches, and Kaki desperately wants to know what that was all about. What blackout? He mechanically moves back to the display, and finally, Satoshi speaks up again.
âY-yeah. Iâd like that.â He hears a soft puttering of feet, and he finishes the display as Satoshi comes around the corner. Satoshi eyes the display, and he immediately checks it for flaws. He canât see any... âKaki, Iâm going to stay with Shige-kun tonight, so you shouldnât wait up for me,â he says with a smile. Kaki gives a stiff nod.
âYeah. Have fun.â Kaki notices how Satoshiâs smile dims, and he realizes belatedly how the tone of his words comes out. Dammit. âArgh... I mean - I just, really like spending time with you,â He blurts out, and that seems to do something, making the smile reappear at full strength.
âI like spending time with you too! But Iâve been ignoring Shige-kun a lot, and thatâs a bit unfair to him.â Frankly, Kaki didnât care what was unfair to Shigeru, but he knows better than to say so to Satoshiâs face. Satoshiâs smile dims slightly again, and he curses internally because heâd done something wrong again. Shigeru comes around the corner, before glancing at both of them. It takes him less than a second of glancing between them to realize the issue, and Shigeru immediately plasters on a smile that looks so effortless that Kaki envies it.
âIs something wrong?â Shigeru asks in that cool tone of his, and Satoshi nods a little. Shigeru hums slightly, before hugging Satoshi with an arm. âIf youâd like Sato-chan, you can head home, Iâll take a raincheck on what we were discussing earlier.â He says the words lightly, but Satoshi shakes his vigorously.
âI want to spend time with you.â He insists, before giving Kaki a slightly disappointed look. âIâll see you around Kaki,â He doesnât quite tell Kaki to leave, but he knows that tone well enough. He hated seeing Satoshiâs smile turn so dim, and this time it was his fault. He makes his goodbyes, and he can see Shigeru giving him a frown, which only incenses him more.
He doesnât see Satoshi for a few days after that, the boy obliquely avoiding him to a point that Satoshi had left the center before his usual visits. Shigeru he sees more of, but he doesnât seem too pleased to see him either, which is a surprise given how smug heâd been at having Satoshi to himself.
Kaki is doing another patrol when at last he sees Satoshi, the boy carrying groceries up the hill to his home. Satoshi trips, and itâs instinct that makes him immediately lunge and catch Satoshi before he or his things fall to the ground. Pikachu, perched on Satoshiâs shoulder, is a lost cause, falling off of his human with a squeak.
Satoshi looks grateful for all of two seconds, before realizing who it is and his smile turns into a scowl. The boy yanks himself away, and Kaki gives him an apologetic look. Pikachu gives a quiet âchaaa of hello, but doesnât do anything to help him fix the mess heâd made.
âSatoshi - Iâm sorry,â He stutters over his words, and if anything, that seems to make the boy angrier at him.
âIâm not the one you should be apologizing to,â The boy says stiffly. âShigeru at least apologized for being a jerk about wanting to keep me to himself,â Satoshiâs head is held high, and Kaki realizes that heâs staring at Satoshi in disbelief, which he snaps out of, though it doesnât do anything but irritate the cute boy. âYou should be apologizing to Shigeru for how you treated him. Heâs my friend too, and the way you two are acting is just stupid.â He turns on his heel and stomps off cutely, skirt fluttering in the wind. Pikachu rubs against his leg briefly, before chasing after his human. Kaki heaves a sigh, and an amused voice drifts up to him from behind.
âWell, thatâs you told, hm?â Shigeru sounds amused, the teenager carrying his own groceries in hand. âDonât mind Sato-chan. Give him another week and Iâm sure heâll forgive you without the need to apologize to me. He doesnât hold grudges very long.â The boy doesnât seem to care about getting an apology at all, and Kaki eyes him suspiciously. âWhat?â Shigeru doesnât look pleased at the scrutiny, and hefts his bag up higher.
âWhatâs your angle?â He says suspiciously, and Shigeru sighs, rolling his eyes.
âI want to date Sato-chan. Iâd have thought that was obvious. Thanks to the stunt you pulled, Heâs just barely talking to me again, and thatâs annoying. Iâve been trying to get Satoshi to go out with me for months, and then you show up.â Shigeru shakes his head, annoyed. âHeâs very cute, but the lovable idiot is dense as a rock.â Kaki canât help the snort that leaves his throat, because that sounds exactly like Satoshi. âAll that aside - Iâm sorry.â Kaki jerks back, surprised. âAnd donât think Iâm doing this because Sato-chan told me to. Iâm not good at handling threats to what I consider mine. And you are most definitely a threat. I canât say Iâm not going to still be a pain in your ass, but I wonât be quite so mean in the future. Just donât expect me to make it easy for you to woo Sato-chan.â The boy hefts his groceries higher up on his hip, and he smirks. âWho knows, maybe having a rival for his affection will be fun. Just donât expect to win, loser.â
Kakiâs lips pull into a faint scowl, but there is something there, a hint of amusement on his face. âNow youâre the one dreaming too big,â Kaki says with a huff. âIâll win Satoshi back before you can even dream of it.â Shigeruâs lips curl into a proper smile, and he chuckles.
âThatâs the spirit.â Shigeru says the words in open amusement. âLater loser. Iâll let Sato-chan know you apologized in your own bastardly way,â He laughs. âThatâll put us on even footing, but donât expect mercy from me after this - Sato-chan is mine.â The teenager saunters off, and Kaki gives a half-hearted scowl, before grinning himself.
At least things wouldnât be boring.