#benefaction

My Chud Son, Twatly, who I hate, and his stupid power armor too!

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Scorpius Malfoy/OFC, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson, Astoria Greengrass/Draco Malfoy Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, OFC, Pansy Parkinson, Astoria Greengrass Additional Tags: Alcohol, Awkward Sexual Situations, Infidelity, Divorce, Drunk Sex, Smoking, Bananas Summary:

Following a bizarre accusation in a brutal crime, Harry Potter finds himself a loner and an outcast, as Draco Malfoy reigns supreme in the innermost social circles. A vengeful optician, a fifteen-year-old homeless Squib, and Harry and Draco’s penchant for charitable giving all come into play as Blaise Zabini makes an unusual bet with Draco. Per fest prompt, loosely inspired by George Bernard Shaw’s Pygmalion (1912) and the movie She’s All That (1999). [HP/DM] [SM/OFC] [PLATONIC DM/AG] [PAST PP/DM] [PAST HP/GW] [EWE] [POST-HOGWARTS]

Excerpt:

“You’re going to the Dormiens Ball, then.” It was a statement rather than a question.

“Pansy’s picking something out for me right now at Twilfitt and Tatting’s,” he said, lifting his chin. His new glasses slipped down his nose. “Crap!” He scrabbled at them, keeping them in place.

“Better get used to that. It’ll happen all the time.”

“And are you going?”

“To the Dormiens Ball?”

“Yeah.”

“I’m not invited.”

Draco snorted, a triumphant grin spreading across his face. The Golden Boy, shunned. “Oh really? What a shame. Why ever could that be?”

Potter immediately looked like he wanted to retract the admission. “Well, Ginny’s invited. So, yeah.”

“Not on my watch, she’d better not be.” Draco’d never liked Ginny Weasley, agreeing with Blaise that Ginny was from a family of full-blown blood traitors, but the invitation committee for the Dormiens Ball was an eclectic bunch. Apparently they all liked Quidditch. “But, so what if she is?”

Harry stared at Draco as if he were daft.

“Divorced people attend the same events all the time. It’s no big deal,” Draco continued.

A long pause. “It’s not quite the same thing.”

“Why? All the ladies afraid you’ll beat the bloody hell out of them? Can’t quite manage a plus-one?” So much for the art of discretion.

Potter’s jaw was set tightly; he remained silent.

“Well, there was that time you attacked me after Quidditch in fifth year.” Draco clucked reprovingly. “So it’s not much of a stretch to consider you—”

“Oh, please.”

“And, of course, there was Sectumsempra. Incredibly violent, that—”

“Malfoy, you’re a real prick.”

“A prick who holds the invites to the Dormiens Ball.” Draco flicked an eyebrow.

“Balls aren’t my thing.”

“How do you know? How many balls have you seriously tucked into?”

“A fair few,” Potter said, holding Draco’s gaze, unflinching. A small smile played at the corner of his mouth.

If it had been anyone else, Draco would’ve known a come on when he heard it.

Potter’s mouth was rather lush. His bottom lip was full and tinged just the perfect shade of pinkish-red and Draco wanted to touch the indentation just underneath it there with his forefinger, wanted to press down there lightly. He noted a thin scar just about the length of a central incisor, as if Potter’d sucked in his lip and bit down through his own flesh.

“Oh, really?” Draco said, raising an eyebrow. “How come I’ve never seen you at any, then?”

“Yes, really. I’ve been through enough balls to know I can take them or leave them. The reason I’ve never seen you at any is because I don’t look for you.”

Draco ignored this insult. “Why leave them when you can take? Some might consider it a challenge.”

“Whether I take or not depends entirely on the terms of the challenge. Sometimes I take.” Harry slid his hands into his pockets, rocking back on his heels. He looked right over Draco’s head. “Sometimes I don’t.”

“So you like a good challenge?”

“I expect you would know enough about me to gather that much.” Harry looked at him then and Draco distinctly felt a surge of desire. And he didn’t think it was from him; it was only for a moment, but Draco’s impression was that it came from Harry. How very intriguing.

“Fancy a new challenge, then, Potter?”

“Depends.”

“On what?”

“There’s your challenge, Malfoy,” Potter said. “If you put your mind to it, you just might find out.”

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This one is really interesting y'all! It’s got some great OC’s ,and I adore the Pygmalion aspect of it. There are some additional warnings the author would like you to be aware of -

Why people get obsessed with drawing characters

LOOK AT HER

Mah BABIE

Oh God I CANT believe I'm traumatizing you on the down low jus to see the ending.

Embibe in my SOUL SONA!

So for the crux of the Soul Siphon AU is that after an event called "the true genocide route" in Undertale in which a run went PERFECTLY beyond Gaster's predictions that he realized he found the perfect soul to reform the Delta rune in his new image. So he played his hand and lead the Soul and Frisk along this true genocide route which ended up with a hollow red soul that absorbed the monster souls and human souls in the underground. And sent Chara's soul to Gaster so now he had every soul and MORE at his disposal

Now this Soul he Siphoned just before it ascended to godhood

Soul Siphon

He implanted it in its new CAGE. By this stance the Soul is marginally stronger by the end of each chapter in Delta rune with the main focus being Kris and the Soul interacting a whole helluva lot more. Which then creates the events of runs 1 2 and 3 of DR

the normal route: neutral

The snow grave: combative

The shattered route: the true end

Enforcement is an infertile-female (F-) Duduk who has a glowing aura like the other members of the Divine Duduk Business. She is significantly larger and beefier than Benefaction, with a sterner face. Her busts are very slight. As her name suggests, she is a goddess of rules and the enforcement thereof. She serves as the muscle of the Business, collecting on debts and serving as an occasional bodyguard to the other members. We can see here an example of how the members' roles have some overlap; of the Business, Benefaction most strongly presents a protective aspect, but Enforcement can also be protective, albeit in a way that is typically more intimidating, and leans to the offensive side rather than defensive. Her claws and fangs are more pronounced than those of the other DDB members, and her lower set of arms is proportionally larger and more muscular. She is one of the most consistently well-groomed and well-dressed, and the most vulgar-mouthed (in the right company, of course).

Enforcement is commonly used as a symbol by police, and with varying degrees of irony, by rules lawyers. She personally only enforces the DDB's rules, but she will attempt to obey the rules of places she visits. She hates when people enforce rules that they themselves do not obey when they're supposed to, and doing so under her symbol is technically an act of blasphemy. She may not make a personal visit, but she may send someone to break your kneecaps on her behalf if you make a significant habit of blasphemies against any of the Business.

Benefaction, a cheery-looking 155cm tall male Duduk with red eyes and a glowing aura, is one facet of the Divine Duduk Business. Temples to the DDB can be found in many cities, more commonly than temples strictly dedicated to any of its individual members. Benefaction is a common symbol invoked by charitable organisations, and Benefaction Day is a holy day associated with him, in which gifts are exchanged with friends, family, and strangers. He is associated with providing, protecting, and bestowing.

Statues of Benefaction commonly feature his extraordinarily large genitalia. He is a god of endowment and giving satisfaction, in just about any way you can think of. Fertility falls under his purview, of course, and those wishing for sexual prowess or to have children can touch the statues to receive a small blessing toward this. Statues in which his genitalia are covered up can provide a small blessing toward any efforts to do nice things for people. Statues of him that are sculpted to have genitalia simply absent are mildly blasphemous, and statues in which the genitalia were present but have been deliberately removed (either by design or vandalism) are more than mildly blasphemous, though he is not the type to punish blasphemers.

Enforcement is.