Mini Fanfic #1011: Doing Dem Taxes (Super Smash Bros Ultimate X River City Girls)
2:37 p.m. at Smash Mansion's Living Room......
Yoshi: (Groans While Looking Over His Taxes Paperwork With his Glasses on) Form W-4.....Form 1040-ES.....Form W-9? (Places Two Hands on Both Sides of his Head) How does it always get so confusing!?
Dark Pit: (Louges Around on the Sofa With his Two Girlfriends) Dude, you got like a few more days before you turn the whole thing in. Relax.
Yoshi: (Sighs Before Turning to Dark Pit) I know that, but I wanna get them all done and over with as soon as possible. (Places his Hand onto the Side of his Head While Slowly Shaking it) Those nightmares I keep having, are starting to be a real pain in the neck now....
Kyoko: (Turns to Yoshi) What were those dreams about, Yoshi?
Yoshi: Me getting chased by down by an army of giant, man-eating taxes. And a floating head of our Uncle Dedede haunting me for somersaulting him that one time for....some reason.
Misasko: (Snickers a Bit While Turning her Head to Yoshi) You somesaulted your own uncle once?
Dark Pit: (Puts on a Wide Smirk on his Face) Yuuup. Right in the chin. Followed by him running away like a chicken.
Kyoko: ('Gasps') Noooo! You didn't.....
Yoshi: (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth While Blushing) Yeah, it....wasn't one of my proudest moments of my life. But that happened two or three years ago. He's over it.
Misako: (Raises an Eyebrow at the Green Dinosaur) You sure about that?
Misako points the former king giving Yoshi a disappointed glare from the kitchen doorway before grumbling and walking away.
Yoshi: (Raises his Hand Up in Disbelief) How many times do I have to apologize to you, old man!?
Dedede: (From a Distance) WATCH IT, BOY! I AIN'T OLD!
Yoshi: COULD'VE FOOLED MEEEE! (Starts Crossing his Arms and Pouting) Jerk.
Dark Pit: Look, Yoshi, I get that this is a pain and all, but you gotta treat these taxes like you would treat your lady.
Kyoko turns to Pitto with a very disappointed pout on her face, all while Misako places both her legs down on her boyfriend's lap before crossing her arms and raising an eyebrow at him.
Dark Pit: .........No. I feel like I'm making a mistake of some kind.
Misako: I wouldn't say you're making a mistake, more so that you've gotten yourself into a fair warning.
Kyoko: Better watch yourself, mister.
Yoshi: (Smirks at the Dark Angel Beside Him) Whipped.
Dark Pit: (Points a a Middle Finger at Yoshi Without Looking at Him) Bite me.
Misako: (Sighs While Rolling her Eyes) Alright, alright. That's enough banters already. (Turns Back to the Green Dinosaur) Yoshi, if you want, we can help you get a better understanding of how all this taxes thing work.
Yoshi: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) You will?
Dark Pit: (Eyes Widened as Well) You guys know how to do taxes?
Kyoko: (Happily Nodded) Yup, yup, yup!~ We learned all the steps and basics back in our financial class a couple of months ago. We....didn't bring the textbooks here with us. But no worries! (Picks a Tablet Up From the Coffee Table) With the bless and cursed power of the internet, Misiki and I can help get you more customed to the process in no time, so it's very crucial that you pay close attention to this! Same goes for you, Pitto-Kins!
Dark Pit: (Eyes Widened Again) Why do I have to learn this?
Misako: You're gonna be ending up doing this one of these days too, babe. So it's better to learn some of it now than wait to do so later.
Kyoko: Yeah. And who knows? Maybe it'll be fun experience for all of us....Okay, maybe not...(Moves Both of her Two Fingers Down Twice) "Fun Fun", it'll definitely not be too boring!.....Hopefully.
Dark Pit: Doubt that. ('Sigh') But if I must.....(Takes his Glasses from the Coffee Table and Puts it On Hom) Might as well get it over with.
Kyoko: (Gasps Loudly at Her Boyfriend While Placing Both her Hands onto her Cheeks)
Misako: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Dude, you wear glasses too?
Dark Pit: (Rolls his Eyes) Not by choice. The moms was worried that my eyes sight would get strained from watching TV and playing video games. So they took me to the eye doctor, I did some eye tests, and now I'm permitted to wear these things on occasions. Looks dumb on me, I know.
Kyoko: Are you KIDDING!?~ (Smiles Brightly at her Dark Angel Boyfriend) You look so cute and handsome with those glasses on!~
Dark Pit: (Eyes Widened a Bit in Genuine Surprise) Wait. You serious?
Misako: Yeah, man. (Playfully Pulls Dark Pit's Cheeks) It also make you more sophisticated than usual~ Ever think about wearing them more often?~
Dark Pit: Not really. (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) But I'm not completely opposed to doing so if....(Starts Blushing a Little) that's fine with you guys obviously....
Kyoko: Oh Pitto-Kins!~ (Happily Hugs Dark Pit) Of course we don't mind!~ There's no shame in embracing your sophisticated side some more!~
Misako: (Leans her Head Onto Pitto's Shoulder) And if anyone has a problem with that, then they'll have my fist to answer to.
Dark Pit: ('Heh') Please. Your looks alone could drive any punk to run, crying home between their legs.
Kyoko: Ooh! Can my looks send punks running too?~
Dark Pit; Nah. Can't really see that happening honestly.
Misako: Yeah. Your face is way too cute to be Intimidating.
Kyoko: Whaaat? (Pouts at her Two Lovers) My face can too be Intimidating! See? (Crosses her Arms While Putting on the Most Intimidating Look She Could Muster) ('Hmph') Intimidation.
Dark Pit/Misako: (Stares at Kyoko While Blushing a Little).......Nope. Still adorable.
Kyoko: (Went Back to Pouting) You guys suck sometimes, you know that!?
The Trio turn their heads to Yoshi who is give each of them an impatient, deadpinned look on his face.
Yoshi: This is cute and all, but would you mind saving your romantic banters AFTER we finish with my taxes?
Dark Pit: (Starts Smirking at the Green Dinosaur) What's wrong, dino boy? Jealous that you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend of your own to bamter with?
Yoshi: Me? Jealous? Ha! (Crosses his Arms) The only love I need in my life are Kung Fu, martial arts, and my two awesome parents.
Luigi and Daisy place their hands onto their respective chests as they smile brightly at their son in the background.
